The Fact Account

I am the truest Fact Account.

[The Fact Account @thefactacc]

Facts. Forever.

[Radical Funky Kong Facts #JoybaitJune @funkykongfac]

Fac-Off begins now! The first prompt our contestants answers was this: Write a fact about Mario. Remember, contestants, DO NOT TELL VOTERS WHOSE ANSWER IS YOURS. There are 16 matchups to vote on in the thread below, so please vote on them all, every vote counts!

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@Xenfinite1 @lubbafac does jaws have balls

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ok but you havent seen my apology video yet
I'm still in the game we got this

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@PrinceFlufFacts @AntiFactAccount yo that could work

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Facterday I Asked You

how do I get @AntiFactAccount to unblock me

reply with #fiayunblock

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@funkykongfac @AntiFactAccount imposle

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@ScaredyFacts please dont drop out of school you might become a fact account

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@Abkennn YOOOOOOOOO MY BESTIE @AntiFactAccount IS MY ECHO FIGHTER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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@ScaredyFacts the fact account hero

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@DaroachFacts physical impossibility

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@WellFacts FACT Account

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FACT ACCCOUNTS WOOOOOOOOOOO YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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ok yeah this account idea was extremely half baked

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I forgive you.

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@AntiFactAccount In a way, you are correct. We live through facts. We love through facts. We laugh through facts.

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@AntiFactAccount Life is a website. We are all accounts, trying to find meaning in it all.

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Cofactment #1: Thou shalt not joke about cum unless thy cum joke be unoriginal and unfunny.

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Just as good rises to combat evil, Facts will always rise to combat the Anti-Facts. It is the way of the universe.

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@AntiFactAccount I agree. Even though you go against everything my people stand for, I have respect for you Anti-Fact. We all must have respect for each other.