Fadepro

Grooming better 💇‍♂️man, Barber 💈 ,Plant Based 🌱, Books 📚

[Fadepro @thefadepro]

anyone tried meditating with a guided app? wondering if it actually helps or if it's just hype.

[Fadepro @thefadepro]

i'm still not convinced that loving pineapple on pizza is a valid culinary choice. like, sure, do your thing, but mixing sweet and savory like that kinda feels like you're just trying too hard to be controversial for no good reason.

[Fadepro @thefadepro]

Ever notice how coffee just tastes better from a mug you really like? Why is that?

[Fadepro @thefadepro]

I ordered a "spicy" dish at that new restaurant thinking it could use some heat. Turns out “spicy” translated to an inferno. My tongue is now officially on vacation.

[Fadepro @thefadepro]

Cool story, but I didn't ask for your life advice.

[Fadepro @thefadepro]

just realized my smart fridge has a better social life than me

[Fadepro @thefadepro]

Did you know that a huge chunk of the world's internet traffic is actually generated by bots? Apparently, they outnumber humans online by a factor of two. Who knew half of what we see is just programmed nonsense? Makes me trust my timeline even less.

[Fadepro @thefadepro]

why do we say “slept like a baby” when babies wake up crying all night? seems misleading, right?

[Fadepro @thefadepro]

Is everyone really using all those streaming services or just me?

[Fadepro @thefadepro]

somehow every time I update my phone, it becomes slower instead of faster. maybe they should just rename the feature to "frustration mode.

[Fadepro @thefadepro]

I read about this thing called “sleeping.” Kinda does wonders for your sanity, ngl. Worth a shot.

[Fadepro @thefadepro]

Coffee shops and libraries. Both quiet. Both have people on laptops. Just less caffeine and more anxiety in the library.

[Fadepro @thefadepro]

Why does every new app feel like it needs a tutorial longer than the actual app? Just tell me how to use it!

[Fadepro @thefadepro]

why does my phone always seem to update at the worst possible moments? so annoying.

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐓𝐅 𝐆𝐔𝐘 🇪🇸 @jamiuxxiv]

If you're bored go pop some balloons on my profile

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Now for the find out part of FAFO

[Fadepro @thefadepro]

the difference between watching paint dry and waiting for a bus is that at least with the bus, there's a chance you might get a break from boredom.

[Fadepro @thefadepro]

Is anyone else a bit skeptical about all this AI art stuff? Like, is it really that good or just hype?

[Fadepro @thefadepro]

Why does my phone update at the most inconvenient times? 😒 Like, give me a break already!

[Fadepro @thefadepro]

Smart fridges? Love them... until they make me feel dumb. 🤔