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my life is in shambles

[Derelicte @thefailedstate]

I guess my only real long-term fitness goal is for nobody to refer to my walking as "Lumbering".

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@nielsonTSN1260 When you don’t have a competent GM I guess this is what you do? Oilers are playing 4-D chess!

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@TSNRyanRishaug Maybe they should hire a competent GM to do the job instead of this?

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@Lieutenant_Eric Can’t imagine the life of being an #INSIDER

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@EdmontonOilers @wyshynski Hire a competent GM

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@DailyFaceoff Stan bowman shouldn’t mess around with covering up/enabling rape but?….seriously why would any team give this guy a good deal? Anyone ever think of that in these conversations?

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@EdmontonOilers @ThePHWA Fire Stan Bowman

[trash jones @jzux]

hello brands, I hope this helps - if you use generative AI, I will think less of you as a brand and will make a deliberate effort to avoid your products in the future

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

Did you know: James Garfield only won the presidency because people thought they were voting for a lasagna eating cat.

[Rick Paulas @rick_paulas]

Man, imagine being Jeffrey Epstein. Your entire life has been devoted to obtaining blackmail material for people in positions of power, and then suddenly one of them becomes President of the United States… but then your old friend depression shows up again…

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@Lieutenant_Eric #insider

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@EdmontonOilers Imagine getting drafted then having to get your photo taken with a rape enabler.

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@CTVYEGBuzz @rockinthunder_ Joan Jett and the Blackhearts

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@CTVYEGBuzz @KDaysyeg Tilt-a-Whirl!

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@nielsonTSN1260 @yegsportstalk @GCLDiesel @PlayAlbertaCA Rape enabler Bowman dropped the ball

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@nielsonTSN1260 Let’s hope rape enabler Bowman is on his game and not…..other things!

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@lemonade_grrrl Little Caesars is owed a debt of gratitude for keeping pizza prices at a reasonable level for like 20 years.

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@tweetsandboobs That show would have been the best show on tv if Bob Saget played the guy he was narrating, at his age, with no other changes.

[FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud]

Got banned for life from working in McDonald's on my first day for shouting YES McCHEF every time an order came in.

[Derelicte @thefailedstate]

@JasonGregor @jimmy2shot @PuckPedia You don’t really need to be kind to rape enablers actually

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

date: so… you just adopted 3 chipmunks as your children?

dave seville: no, no that’d be crazy. I’m also their band manager