The Fake Bauer

I like to golf, party and win green jackets.

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Who will destiny hand the jacket to this year. @bkelley97 @chi_wholesaler @lafer317 @the_netreaver @cRa_butterfade @jml181 #Yarrow2018

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Me tomorrow night. #LateNightPhoneCall #YarrowWeekend

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It's already been determined. This year's Green Jacket Winner will be covfefe
#covfefe #greenjacket #yarrow

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To all those who have earned the glory of the green, I salute you. #GJ @TheMasters #WhowillWin2017 #BKNoSex #AugustaNational #PureYarrow

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Just checked in. #Yarrow4ever #Gimme3BauerShots #Addicted2Larkspur #Only1MurderLake
https://t.co/F3bx66Mz0A

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Just found out. Obama wire-tapped 3 of the late-night phone calls from Yarrow. #Sad #JustSad #ReallySad #MakeTheGreenJacketGreatAgain

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Happy Valentine's Day to my favorite Green Jacket Winners. @bkelley97 @chi_wholesaler #BlueGlassOfBauer

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I dated 2 guys (at the same time). They met each other randomly. One called me from the other’s phone. #Hello #Hello? #Busted #WhyImSingle

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Wing. Wing. I'm one week away from a really annoying phone call.

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You can still ride in the cart and buy us beers at Yarrow 2015. @McIlroyRory #ruptured #ligament #realgreenjacket

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#America #fuckyeah

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And now introducing this year's Party Bus Driver. #rippin #tearin #iliketoparty #peaches http://t.co/xJ9XbGLjCD

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What happens when you have too many Bauer shots. @chi_wholesaler @lafer317 @bkelley97 @jml181 http://t.co/177f0CB07O

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6 Coors Lights in the books, can't wait to play the back nine. #yarrow #crushingit #IloveGreenJackets

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Really great to hear from my two favorite guys this weekend. really wish I could've had your babies. #rippin and a #tearin

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You guys need help

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Today is a special day.

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I like to party!

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Because I feel I owe him something

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My pick for GJ Winner is... BK, always!