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[fake rothko @thefakerothko]

@joonasvirtanen collab?

[Joonas Virtanen @joonasvirtanen]

made a site that picks the closest rothko for how the weather feels outside your window

[fake rothko @thefakerothko]

the next trillion dollar opportunity is hiding right in front of you.

It’s not AI for pets.

It’s not data center in Greenland.

It’s helping the upwardly mobile figure out how to signal that their engagement diamond is not lab grown.

[fake rothko @thefakerothko]

Hi, American @AmericanAir .

Paid for priority so my bag isn’t checked.

Bags is checked. Politely ask if any space left bc bag will get damaged. No, just file a claim.

Past claim denied bc dents are “ok”

Gate agents didn’t check to see if there’s space, but estimated. Behold:

[fake rothko @thefakerothko]

swag gap this, swag gap that, can we talk about the wage gap for a minute?

[rosey🌹 @thechosenberg]

Is San Francisco real

[wapital @wapital3]

do people with 900k net worth say they’re a millionaire like 5’11 dudes

[fake rothko @thefakerothko]

sorry i don’t have class/status anxiety about which part of the plane i sit in

[Andrew @atllam]

@thefakerothko @JetBlue If you can afford an FPM then you should make sure you at least fly business class

[fake rothko @thefakerothko]

@atllam @JetBlue thanks for the sage advice

[fake rothko @thefakerothko]

hi @JetBlue — you made me check my carry on even though I repeatedly an respectfully said that it is not meant to be checked and it will get damaged
#jetblue

[fake rothko @thefakerothko]

@JetBlue Hi @jetblue got back to me saying that a visual inspection at a time of arrival was necessary to establish the claim.

I squeezed 10,000 things into a carry on was so that I could get off the plane and get to my meeting on time, not stay back for inspections. Please advise.

[fake rothko @thefakerothko]

girl's night out. 3 martinis in deep each. I'm explaining why I got back with my ex for the 100000th time.

[Neil Zeghidour @neilzegh]

Me defending my O(n^3) solution to the coding interviewer.

[メイピー・タナカ @33produccione]

me when I walk around the house in a beautiful gown and a ghost slaps me across the face https://t.co/Wuv13jUmZW

[fake rothko @thefakerothko]

this is so hot

[Outlander Magazine @StreetFashion01]

Ralph Lauren just doesn’t miss

[fake rothko @thefakerothko]

nobody has a busier schedule than a trust fund kid working for his family office

[fake rothko @thefakerothko]

Bisexual men

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

In your opinion what is the biggest threat to humanity

[fake rothko @thefakerothko]

Oh i'm sure

[fake rothko @thefakerothko]

dudes be like "my costume is a performative male" and it's just their usual outfit + they're holding a book

[fake rothko @thefakerothko]

"idk why people are celebrating halloween on two weekends when it's on a friday this year" it's an alcoholic thing

[fake rothko @thefakerothko]

Walk into a natural wine bar in Bushwick & you'll find seven men who look exactly like this

[rainer @uncoolboyfriend]

i'm reading about 1970s leftist terrorist groups and look at this fucking guy