Ju Stran

I use paper products & plant trees

[Ju Stran @thefamlijules]

I like and need @Wikipedia. For when I want to try to understand isotopes, or what a verb is, and uncover just how many celebrities have famous parents. https://t.co/v5j7AFwBfN

[Ju Stran @thefamlijules]

You're telling me Mystic River, Cold Mountain, and Wind River are... different... movies?

[Ju Stran @thefamlijules]

The greatest gift bake-off has given me is that I now whisper “flavours good” to myself while cooking #BakeOff

[Ju Stran @thefamlijules]

Tonight... I try to like @trvisXX

[Ju Stran @thefamlijules]

There’s a fine line between “teaching someone a lesson” and intentionally trying to run them over. I’m trying to find it. #QuarantineDiaries

[Ju Stran @thefamlijules]

Some days I feel like I'm aging like Mary-Kate and I'm increasingly thrilled by it #olsen #bowlsofcigarettes

[Ju Stran @thefamlijules]

Jesus, take the deal Mindy!

[Le Creuset @lecreuset]

@mindykaling Hi Mindy! We would love to send you a full set of our colorful, versatile, long-lasting cookware. We've got you covered with the wok, griddle, etc. as well. Now the real question is: Which color(s) would you like?

[Ju Stran @thefamlijules]

Type T into search bar = Twitch
Type P = Pornhub
Give them your heart, not your laptop password #myadvice

[Ju Stran @thefamlijules]

"Wait... when have you ever been blonde?"
Truly, the ones you love hurt you the most #sigh

[Ju Stran @thefamlijules]

My mornings begin by applying face serums while telling myself "I don't thiiiink we're going to be fired" #UnemploymentInsurance #assurance

[Ju Stran @thefamlijules]

The fact that I can type "blush" into my phone and no emoji pops up to support me... is upsetting #letdown #iPhone

[Ju Stran @thefamlijules]

Is calling 911 to report your neighbours for throwing a party during a pandemic still a faux pas? #askingforafriend #CoronaLockdown

[Ju Stran @thefamlijules]

Our Prime Minister being the reason kids call their parents during sleepovers #Trudeau #Trump

[National Post @nationalpost]

Updated: @realDonaldTrump knows what @JustinTrudeau said and he's not impressed: “He’s two-faced."

[Ju Stran @thefamlijules]

I’ve recently lost interest in watering my plants. Condolences to a future pet or baby

[Ju Stran @thefamlijules]

I’m going to be honest... I don’t know how to approach a dog, and I make little effort to learn #dawgs

[Ju Stran @thefamlijules]

Nothing makes me more anxious than browsing Russian real estate #cantstop

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

DOCTOR: It says here you took 3 years off to "soak in tub" ?
ME: (pleasantly) Yes, due to my agonies.

[Ju Stran @thefamlijules]

“The last time she went on a date she got pregnant.” “I don’t think that’s going to happen this time.”
Because she’s old.
God I love Friday #bookclub

[Ju Stran @thefamlijules]

Sometimes I’m quite sure Diane Keaton is my mum #neckscarves #oldpervertfriends #thatmovieaboutabookclub

[Ju Stran @thefamlijules]

A former role model of mine just said that she doesn’t “indulge in bread” #thankyounext