The Farm Dad

One boy, two girls & a farm keep my busy 24/7. Expect snarky & bourbon influenced tweets plus all things #dad, #farm, #food, #grilling/#smoking, #family, #faith

[KeystoneCoop @KeystoneCoop]

We see you farm kid, racing home from school to hop in the cab of a combine. This harvest season is sure busy, but we see you making us proud. You have dreams, goals and wild ideas that give the rest of us hope for the future. 🌽

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[The Farm Dad @thefarmdad]

This is a joke. Most places semis deliver to aren’t open 24/7 so it’s not like we can just drive midnights and unload at midnight, 2, 3, 4 am…..

[Curtis Houck @CurtisHouck]

Here's the video of President Biden explaining why truckers can make more progress by being allowed to drive overnight and off-peak hours of AM and PM rush hours because -- wait for it -- the roads aren't as crowded.

And THAT, ladies and gentlemen, will help fix the supply chain

[The Farm Dad @thefarmdad]

@sanegrain Congratulations! You’re right where you need to be

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@LouieDN Combine those bitches. They will average in

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@NateHan_sen2 Fan f’n tastic, was pretty great actually and yours?

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@denniscattle @ErnHolbert Dude….really? 🤦‍♂️

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@jwagner_5 You’re not alone at least for 2 more days

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@schuelkecorn Bingo

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@dfaber84 Young nerds become rich old people. Just sayin

[The Farm Dad @thefarmdad]

@plowwife @CGLFarm Lookin good! And a great get away before harvest gets crazy! Have a great night!

[Alan Patterson @KansasBowhunter]

COVID struck the farm in the middle of fall harvest. Here is our case study.

5 employees on the farm
4 were vaccinated
3 came down with covid.
2 did not
1 in the hospital

The 1 is the only person not vaccinated. That’s our data. Make your own choices.

[The Farm Dad @thefarmdad]

@Colonel_of_Corn Lots of talk of not putting P&K on next year.

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@JenSchweigert Umm…Yes

[The Farm Dad @thefarmdad]

It’s ironic to see people making fun of those who are desperate enough to find a Covid cure that they will ingest horse dewormer, yet those same people making fun blast Trump for mean tweets.

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@JenSchweigert One of everything hold the Mayo!

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Hey @MilwaukeeTool best step up the game

[Glenn Crane @Crane724]

Its that time day for a fresh coffee ☕ and move on .👍

[The Farm Dad @thefarmdad]

@dominos I’m game for some free pizza!

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@tgibbies Lesson #1 should be not to spend 20k on a barrow that’ll only be good for bacon

[The Farm Dad @thefarmdad]

Pretty sure our first deep discussion broke it

[Kotylak @Kotyjo]

Got my new therapy dog for farm stress I think I might have to get another.

[The Farm Dad @thefarmdad]

@JenSchweigert …digs out the fax machine and blows the dust off…