Congratulations to our 12 lawyers who have been included in the 2025 edition of @BenchLitigation, who are selected based on their work on complex, high-stakes cases and the feedback of clients and peers.
My “loaded baked potato” is awesome and making @harrybiker3 wait for 15 min after our order was right there was also awesome @texasroadhouse You guys were so much better back in the day. Get it together.
Phrases that indicate a Midwesterner is fighting for their life:
“Living the dream” = kindly push me off a grain elevator
“All good no worries” = not good, so many worries
“Hanging in there” = by the tiniest thread
Hey @Grubhub thanks for cancelling our breakfast order an hour and a half after it was placed and having zero customer service contact options. You are awesome 🙄🙄🙄