Some days house renovating is maddening. Some days you find woodworm, or bad electrics.
Some other days you find your garden is built on literal tonnes of carved stone rubble from... Somewhere, and now you can build walls from York stone for free.
I guess I won this time
Whoever was at the #thelivingtombstone concert in Manchester last night and kept dropping the foulest of farts near us...
Know that I will find you
You smelly fuck
"after exploring this dungeon for days, we finally found a treasure chest! i hope it's full of gold and jewels and no more traps!"
the nefarious mimic: