mark schaefer

I am the Fat Pope

[mark schaefer @thefatpope]

Thank God Congressman Weiner is a Jew, we've had enough weiner scandal this mellenium

[mark schaefer @thefatpope]

Tonight I saw the lights of the goodyear blimp, and it said Donald Trump's a pimp, WTF Goodyer Blimp!?

[mark schaefer @thefatpope]

"Heads whip around when they hear the squeal, fat popey pope in the pope mobile"

[mark schaefer @thefatpope]

There's somthing strange about this order of nuns, I can't quite put my finger on it though http://twitpic.com/2trpj6

[mark schaefer @thefatpope]

I have to be plump 'cause I'm not allowed to hump

[mark schaefer @thefatpope]

Pray for my bracket, please. Papa needs some new shoes

[mark schaefer @thefatpope]

pope est in domus, bitches!

[mark schaefer @thefatpope]

@IAMGUILLERMO when you get your own show can i work security?

[mark schaefer @thefatpope]

Ok I'm back from 28 day rehab and filming the biggest loser..er..I mean lengthy holy season spiritual retreat

[mark schaefer @thefatpope]

ok i'm fastin' for thanksgiving right now

[mark schaefer @thefatpope]

I'm going as Matt Foley, Motivational Speaker, "living in the Popemobile,down by the Tiber River!"

[mark schaefer @thefatpope]

#sfgiants

[mark schaefer @thefatpope]

#gogiants

[mark schaefer @thefatpope]

God bless The Simpsons!

[mark schaefer @thefatpope]

God bless the giants

[mark schaefer @thefatpope]

I lost a small Michelangelo sculpture and 3 cases of Peroni because the Irish couldnt cover the spread, thanks alot, see me in rome @UND_com

[mark schaefer @thefatpope]

I got big money on Notre Dame - 6.5 if they dont cover they're in big trouble with the Holy See.

[mark schaefer @thefatpope]

popesicles for all my tweet babies!

[mark schaefer @thefatpope]

popesicles for all my tweet babies!

[mark schaefer @thefatpope]

popesicles for all my tweet babies!