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Today is the feast day of Saint Englebert of Worth Matravers, patron saint of forgetting why you entered a room. Saint Englebert is often shown with the horns of a gecko, holding a small courgette, and surrounded by pine martens. #englebert#geckohorns
Today is the feast day of Saint Juliana of Leeds, patron saint of stairs. Saint Juliana is often shown with the teeth of a rat, wearing a helm of sparkling azure, and surrounded by roosters. #stjulianassparklingazurehelm
Today is the feast day of Saint Hyacinth of Glastonbury, patron saint of dilapidated sheds. Saint Hyacinth is often shown with the hands of a grub, holding an ethernet cable, and surrounded by hens. #hyacinth#grubhands
Today is the feast day of Saint Virtue of Charminster, patron saint of irritating smoke. Saint Virtue is often shown with the tail of a fox, wearing a scarf of lightest stars, and surrounded by old rats.
Today is the feast day of Saint Cyrus of Hightown Crow, patron saint of deserted swimming pools. Saint Cyrus is often shown with the feet of a hen, holding a black stag beetle, and surrounded by black geckos. #cyrus#henfeet
Today is the feast day of Saint Teresa of Droitwich, patron saint of sad dogs. Saint Teresa is often shown with the ears of a wolf, holding an address book, and looking to the left.
Today is the feast day of Saint Theobald of Bournemouth, patron saint of empty ponds. Saint Theobald is often shown with the horns of a goat, holding a black stag beetle, and looking lonely. #theobald#goathorns
Today is the feast day of Saint Silvia of Langton Herring, patron saint of new houses. Saint Silvia is often shown with the feet of a dung beetle, holding a black duster, and looking at the moon.
Today is the feast day of Saint Bernard of Poole, patron saint of sad dogs. Saint Bernard is often shown with the legs of an antelope, holding a small pine marten, and surrounded by magnifying glasses.
Today is the feast day of Saint Agnes of Ottery St Mary, patron saint of noisy neighbours. Saint Agnes is often shown with the head of a cow, holding a broken dung beetle, and surrounded by pine martens.
Today is the feast day of Saint Theobald of Glastonbury, patron saint of rotten tree stumps. Saint Theobald is often shown with the hands of a toad, holding a black brass telescope, and surrounded by leather purses.
Today is the feast day of Saint Gerard of Puddletown, patron saint of lost pets. Saint Gerard is often shown with the teeth of a quail, wearing a robe of bright gold, and looking comfortable. #gerard#quailteeth
Today is the feast day of Saint Lidwina of Uttoxeter, patron saint of overgrown gardens. Saint Lidwina is often shown with the teeth of an antelope, holding a tiny stag beetle, and surrounded by toilet brushes.
Today is the feast day of Saint Clare of Ryme Intrinseca, patron saint of deserted swimming pools. Saint Clare is often shown with the antlers of a hen, holding a flower, and surrounded by ravens. #stclarehenantlerssflower
Today is the feast day of Saint Agnes of Ryme Intrinseca, patron saint of dusty curtains. Saint Agnes is often shown with the wings of a quail, holding a tiny dead rat, and surrounded by golden roosters. #agnes#quailwings
Today is the feast day of Saint Barbara of Glastonbury, patron saint of creaking floorboards. Saint Barbara is often shown with the skin of a moth, holding a courgette, and surrounded by pine martens.
Today is the feast day of Saint Xavier of Bridport, patron saint of creaking floorboards. Saint Xavier is often shown with the hands of a cow, holding a potted plant, and surrounded by golden dung beetles. #xavier#cowhands
Today is the feast day of Saint Caliope of Worth Matravers, patron saint of old trees. Saint Caliope is often shown with the tail of a hen, holding a brass telescope, and surrounded by cheese wheels.
Today is the feast day of Saint Ursula of Wimborne, patron saint of inconvenient wasps. Saint Ursula is often shown with the horns of an antelope, wearing a cloak of deepest gold, and surrounded by pine martens.
Today is the feast day of Saint Valentine of Puddletown, patron saint of rat infestations. Saint Valentine is often shown with the eyes of a frog, holding a broken cow, and looking guilty. #stvalentinesbrokencow