Zandz

not tailored for ikaka.

[Zandz @thefedsrlurking]

Thank you. Pisses me off so much because you put up a sign and then what??

[Jehovah's Fitness @Khuze_Elikhulu]

Few things irritate me like those "HIJACKING HOTSPOT - NEXT 7KM" signs splattered all over our country. Like, if you know there's a hijacking hotspot for the next 7km then... what are you doing about it? Did you just put up the sign and go home? Are drivers supposed to turn back?

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

He’s on a generational run

[𝖼𝗃 @unmoisturised]

She was waiting on this moment 😭 the real sand in the purse !! The little details are so good

[Zandz @thefedsrlurking]

Absolutely

[N’wa Mucanyi 🫶🏾 @KhananiShingan1]

😭I want a flat stomach, if I start tomorrow , will it be flat by October ?

[Zandz @thefedsrlurking]

@__Shezi BP in Broadacres, but that might be far from you 🤔

[Zandz @thefedsrlurking]

All of a sudden people have amnesia

[Nolwazi K🌸 @Nolwazii_K]

Nonhle Thema was a BIG deal. She definitely played a part in twitter being a thing in South Africa let’s be honest

[⚭ @fraudfemme]

i’m on nonhle thema’s side.

[Zandz @thefedsrlurking]

Why did my sleep score target increase? I didn't even achieve last week's 😕 @Discovery_SA

[Zandz @thefedsrlurking]

@cnehshuga And what's your vitality score?

[Zandz @thefedsrlurking]

Whenever I eat, I have to go to the toilet. I'd have to starve myself to not go 😐

[Sir Wagyu @ZvikoNN]

I think people who poop at work are a little bit unhinged and dangerous

[Zandz @thefedsrlurking]

She's right.

[Portia Moemedi @PortiaMoemedi]

Guys, Nonhle Thema says she introduced South Africa to Twitter 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Also, Thando Thabethe’s professionalism throughout that whole interview? 10/10😭🤌🏾. I can’t believe I listened to that whole thing. Thando is a better person than me. Nonhle’s tone is hella weird.

[Zandz @thefedsrlurking]

@NommieSk_1 Hawo, when did you leave?

[Thabiso Goba @ThabisoGoba2]

This is one issue where I’ve struggled to get my politics straight.

On one point, I find it very selfish bringing a human into a world of struggle.

On the other, I don’t want to seem like I’m an advocate for Eugenics.

[Zandz @thefedsrlurking]

@B____D___ Which outlet 🙏🏽

[Zandz @thefedsrlurking]

Mind you, they look like thieves.

[NgiyaphaphaDaily🇿🇦 @ITguruuSA]

This video touched, having money doesn't mean you should treat Security guards like sh#t life can change anytime.

Millionaires don't treat people like this. The Security guard was just doing his job! 💔 😪

[Zandz @thefedsrlurking]

@Musanathi2 Clean for 90 minutes, start a workout on your watch when cleaning. As long as your HR average is above 60%, you'll get 300 points.

[Zandz @thefedsrlurking]

If it's my secrets, I'd be mad. Otherwise, I don't mind

[Lisa @lisakhat_]

Wyd if you find out your friend is telling their other friends indaba zakho? 😭😭😭

[Zandz @thefedsrlurking]

@__Shezi Oh oh. I was sitting alone at Olives for brunch on my birthday, took it with me. And an old couple said I looked like a superstar with my Mac, fur coat and mimosa 🤣. Get it!!

[Zandz @thefedsrlurking]

@__Shezi Mine is a MacBook Air (13-inch, M4), very special little ting that can fit into my tote. I watch my podcasts, do my school stuff and have a little bit of fun. I love it but not sure I'm using it to its full ability 😅

[Zandz @thefedsrlurking]

Why?

[ZaphesheyaD🇵🇸🇿🇦 @ZaphesheyaD]

I claim to be Zimbabwean in Oxford at times. I’ve an alias with a name and background story. Keep it moving, it’s not that deep.