The Federation Updates (QSMP)

updates on the most powerful org of every island :)
ran by @itsdandelou

[The Federation Updates (QSMP) @thefedsupdates]

🚨 Sources say it is unlikely Cucurucho will be named the new pope due to scheduling conflicts.

[The Federation Updates (QSMP) @thefedsupdates]

GET HIM

[Cucurucho @cucuruchito]

Nacho can be saved, you on the other hand…

[QSMP Global @QSMPGlobal]

QSMP - Day 89🌨️

[The Federation Updates (QSMP) @thefedsupdates]

The Federation Officer put four main islanders into a prison on top of Cucurucho’s statue, Katie, Ishan, Tina, & CNE Worker in hopes that one of them could explain where Nacho was.

Until someone began to attack the Officer 👀

#qsmp2

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The Federation Officer conducts 3 Server calls, recommending that whoever has Nacho should bring him forward NOW

#qsmp2

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The Federation Officer said that they’re still looking for Nacho….

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@kissivn RIGHTTTT

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The Federation Officer has also gotten involved in response to Nacho asking for help with “Nacho” and then “go to spawn”, and then”second warning go to spawn”

#qsmp2

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Katie has traded Nacho for powers that was supposedly promised to her by Dark Cucurucho and his workers.

I wonder how Cucurucho will feel that one of the two trusted islanders to watch over his child while he was busy, gave the same child over to his evil brother 🤔

#qsmp2

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anyone else awake thinking about the federation bunnies?

[ellie 🌻 is naukosick @ilynkhr]

ewron yesterday, after his talk with multi, said that he'll make princess (his dino) kill nacho but it lowkey makes me think of this 😭😭 bro wants to lose ANOTHER pet damn

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@bobonilson …… unfortunately 😭😭 whatever that means

“this is our first phase of cloning 🤓☝🏻” and them being plushies was soo funny

[The Federation Updates (QSMP) @thefedsupdates]

IS THAT MY BEAUTIFUL, ELEGANT, INTELLIGENT, PASSIONATE, WISE, FUNNY, LOYAL, GRACEFUL, CONFIDENT, ARTICULATE, POWERFUL, ATTENTIVE, DETERMINED, NOBLE, COMPOSED, WELL SPOKEN, FASCINATING, DRIVEN, ASSERTIVE, OBSERVANT, DEVOTED & PROTECTIVE CUCURUCHO

[QSMP Global @QSMPGlobal]

QSMP Huge Announcement!

📅Date: June 7, 2026
🏦Location: https://t.co/g3eTttMz6D
🧒Organizer: QSMP

⭐ Badge is assigned to this event⭐ Redeemable when the event starts ⭐

Start time of event is available on the QSMP App:
1. Open your app
2. Go to QSMP Tab
3. On Events, tap the event👇
https://t.co/K0BuLhRxPg

[The Federation Updates (QSMP) @thefedsupdates]

@Retroity @discord @discord_support @discord @discord_support fix this !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Retroity @Retroity]

Hey @discord @discord_support this is completely unacceptable. To ban our carefully designed official server, and yet allowing an impersonating server, is genuinely harmful. You’re hurting our community through this by drawing them towards scams.

Please help us resolve this.

[The Federation Updates (QSMP) @thefedsupdates]

@bobonilson it’s gotten so bad that i’ve resorted to watching clips from qsmp1 to fulfil the hole in my heart ♡

[rae ☆ @raewenz]

FREE MY BOY

[The Federation Updates (QSMP) @thefedsupdates]

@Khatarnak_Ishan that’s what i do best 🙏

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♡

[🇧🇷 BOBOnils𖦹n 土 QSMP2 .ᐟ @bobonilson]

#darkcucurucho i will clone myself , i will clone fatal , i will clone pepino , i will clone tomatito and I WILL CLONE CUCURUCHO

SO THATS WHY CUCURUCHO WAS DISSAPEARED ??????????

[The Federation Updates (QSMP) @thefedsupdates]

QSMP is live 👀
“today”
- https://t.co/jDmEYMHLGo

#qsmp2

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did…. did he just…. cucurucho making threats about real life consequences from the federation…….

i don’t whether to be scared, amused, or to blush honestly

[Cucurucho @cucuruchito]

The Federation is not violent, however, if you bring eternal night onto the island, don't expect the consequences to be in-game.

Final warning.