Ok. Guys. I had to explain this to my boss recently. When I say the words “I have a great idea!” 90% of the time, it is day drinking. I’m not Albert Einstein, you aristocrats!
.@realdonaldtrump please DM, we have FRESH evidence from West Philadelphia that a couple of guys are up to no good, starting to make trouble in the neighborhood
Hey @MSNBC please don’t say BREAKING NEWS and then do the music and then repeat “too early to call” twenty times in a row.
That is the actual opposite of breaking news.
When you have the news, let us know. Please don’t alert us to the fact that you don’t have any news thx