gong reeeet

20 years old I promise, currently studying psychology at university

[melanie 🦔🥥 @lanadelrexicc]

fuck its genius

[Montessori Boy @montessoriboy]

predator catcher

[gong reeeet @thefemboy27]

Silver is a prison I have had a thrower in like 90% of my games tonight

[Karen Resorcé @hr_unhinged]

An employee messaged me today:

“Do we get the Kirkiversary off?”

I stared at the message for a while.

Not because I didn’t understand the question.

Because I needed to understand his intent.

So I replied:

“Can you clarify what Kirkiversary means to you?”

He said:

“I just want to know if we’re working.”

Interesting.

Transactional.

No reflection.

No reverence.

Just immediately looking for a day off.

So I scheduled a Kirkiversary Eligibility Meeting.

Mandatory.

He joined and said:

“Wait, this is a real meeting?”

Not the energy I wanted.

I asked him to explain why he believed he deserved Kirkiversary off.

He said:

“Because everyone keeps talking about it.”

Exactly.

Peer pressure.

By lunch, I released the official Kirkiversary Attendance Policy.

Kirkiversary is not technically a company holiday.

However, employees may request observance leave if they can demonstrate a meaningful connection to the occasion.

Acceptable documentation includes:

A written statement.

A personal reflection.

Or an action plan to spend the holiday traveling to a college campus to yell at students.

[gong reeeet @thefemboy27]

@jetsetladio My mum did this to me today

[gong reeeet @thefemboy27]

They are actually creating new single celled organisms to put into my ranked games

[Wobblemya @normalmya]

please God watch this

[Sensations by Compliments @plopadop]

Me: Hey, come on in! Make yourselves at home! Can I get you guys anything?
My friends:

[saf 🌹 @gacha_tourist]

I can't wait for his banner 🥹

[kfel ☆ ケイフェル @_kfel]

Beware of dog 🐕 #tokyo #japan #travel

[Olori🍒 @OloriOfOloriss]

If you break eye contact, you lose.

[Jonathan Brown @Broonjunior]

Don’t see why “no fishing rod” is a big deal. A cat catching a fish with a fishing rod would be much more impressive.

[まあちゃん【公式】 @114514Maaa]

青い部分を交互に押してシャンクスを殴りましょう
これ好きすぎて毎朝の日課になってる

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[gong reeeet @thefemboy27]

@hazweaver JPC Chinese theory TRUE

[gong reeeet @thefemboy27]

#Okay #StillChoosingGarchomp

[Gabriel @gohanvagina]

This video brings me immense enjoy

[Grace @graceyldn]

This reappeared on my TikTok fyp and it’s still just as funny

[kris ᥫ᭡ saw bts! ⊙⊝⊜ @krismadarame]

This shit still KILLS ME.