Han 🤡

onion ring enthusiast. I eat shit for a living. she/her

[Khalid El Khatib @kmelkhat]

Weather app: Rain expected for the next 6.5 hours.

Me:

[Isabelle @badbeanbella]

Sad that cows don’t know their biggest fans are women in passenger seats cheering them on

[big shelley @notshelleyjo]

When I’m being given my day and my daily bread: 😍🤩🤑

When I’m being forgiven, my trespasses : 🤪🥳🥰

When it comes time to forgive those who trespass against me: 😷😒🤮

[Isa @IsaRatties]

The Locust Rider

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

bro i can’t fucking wait to go nighty night

[trash jones @jzux]

no thoughts but head not empty either. worms in there

[Anime Aesthetics @anime_]

Howl.

[Han 🤡 @thefenrirs]

@Emi_ology It’s gone :(

[Celesse ✿ @celesse]

Small of foot, big of heart 🦕💖

[aidan @aidanshandle]

Google Maps but it has Fog of War for places you haven’t yet visited

[jarrett sleeper @jarrettsleeper]

Domestic partnerships: mostly interrupting your partner to force them to look at your shared pet. You do this as if it were an emergency. You do this with a raised voice and an unpleasant intensity. Pet looks the same as yesterday and five minutes ago. That doesn’t matter. Look.

[Max Lockie @staphwriter]

Just heard someone turn down after-work plans because they have an avocado at home that’s about to go bad

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Ok me

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

am i depressed or do i just not have enough enrichment in my enclosure

[Jordana @jordananye]

She tingtang on my wallawalla til i bingbang