Twilf its like twink but also a milf

Professional Smartass, Disaster Mom, They/She, polyamorous gay, endearing trash creature. Arizona, Artist.

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@AntiCommieBecca “TrAcK YOur FeRtiLe DaYS!!” women in their forties often not only experience abrupt inconsistencies in their cycle but are much more likely to hyper ovulate which is why you see so many older women with surprise twins or triplets.

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@AdamasNemesis @cbmrw the rhythm method is an amazing way to get early menopause twins or triplets lol

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@ChazakielDoremi i got this book rec about a vampire trying to survive a zombie apocalypse which seemed like it had potential in the right hands. It was in fact not in the right hands and it read like a 13 year old boy who got bullied a lot wrote it in his social studies notebook. Painful.

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no one prepared me for the racism in the third outlander book. So jarring lol

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why the fuck would you describe yourself as a “girl mom” on tinder. Are you stupid?

[Yunie ૮ ․ ․ ྀིა @Hyeyunie]

Sometimes I’m mad as fuck at 6:39am

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i’m on like page 15 of the outlander book and holy shit she really does not like her OG husband lol

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normalize asking unicorn hunting couple accounts if the guy knows that the wife thinks he’s too ugly to pull more women and that’s why his photo is hidden behind the main picture lol

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@deestiv The sperm is playing a WAY bigger factor than they are letting on, women usually have same age or older male partners and a huge portion of stillbirths and pregnancy problems are because of the placenta, and the sperm determines its health and strength.

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@churchofysl for anyone needing context, Israel is mentioned a few times in earlier seasons (bc jewish ppl in new york in that time period would) and then in the last season her son marries a mean overly intense israeli lady (who i think was a soldier) when he moves there and she visit them

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@santoshdragon as someone who lives in Arizona (hot and dry like Australia and in America) I fully believe Australia can be full of giant bugs AND America is a cesspool of gun toting racists bc we have a lot of both of those things.

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@gruntdog375 @hell_line0 mind you, many miscarriages are paired with pretty violent bowel movements which means the fetus could possibly not even be visible after it leaves her body and would mean sifting through feces

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I just want men to stop making random promises I didn’t ask for and then reneging. Like why lie, I’m a big girl. Lead with your personality instead of lies.

[clare @sadderlizards]

stomach ache again

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Dare I say the “autism moms” who are being very loud about autism barbie are reacting very…autismly lmfao

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@WhiteHouse so NOW you are concerned about kids being fed at school? Is it free? Or just kids with money get to “grow strong and thrive”?

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@anditwasdivine it’s entirely possible they don’t need her consent, her son is pretty young i -think- he could still be carrying some of her stem cells but they would have to get him out of her sight to harvest OR they could attempt to get her pregnant by her husband

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@SOPHONTSIMP it’s worth noting, as someone who has carried and nursed two sets of twins, our body is very much not designed for more than one baby, it’s just capable of over extending itself to handle two. One nursling and two boobs is the perfect ratio for most people.

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@billyswong @SAYON4RAprince @doginapann94050 @SOPHONTSIMP tbf any amount of babies is dangerous, our reproductive system is actually very poorly designed. But also twins is still really dangerous without modern tech

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@spongrexic @SOPHONTSIMP it also gives you time to refill if the baby eats an entire breast worth and is still hungry