The Joker

Who am I? I've been called the Clown Prince of Crime, the Harlequin of Hate, and the Ace of Knaves. You can call me Joker.

[The Joker @TheFinalJoke]

Manic and twitchy eye'd, the clown prince of crime stared at a pin board full of scribbled ideas on post-it notes.

"No no no, that one just won't do."

[The Joker @TheFinalJoke]

"I took the year off. It was enough of a joke already, so you're welcome, Gotham."

[The Joker @TheFinalJoke]

"Weeks! Months even. Everyone knows abandoned factories make the best villain hideouts."

[𝗛𝗮𝗿𝗹𝗲𝘆 𝗤𝘂𝗶𝗻𝗻. @QUlNNTASTIC]

"Squats for days."

[The Joker @TheFinalJoke]

"Gone, but never very far away."

[The Joker @TheFinalJoke]

She should do it.

[The Joker @TheFinalJoke]

"I'm not going to participate in this."

[The Joker @TheFinalJoke]

"F*ck."

"F*ck f*ck F*CK."

"Would you stop putting that goddamned asterisk there?"

[The Joker @TheFinalJoke]

"Fine, I'll go out. F*ck it."

[The Joker @TheFinalJoke]

"Dearest Harleen, you and I both know that I'm not just anyone, am I?"

[The Joker @TheFinalJoke]

Murder, mostly. Though some just have a very poor sense of humor.

[𝕸𝖊𝖕𝖍𝖆𝖑𝖆 {Slow Replies} @SpinnerOfLies]

She wonders what he does to make so many unhappy with him.

[The Joker @TheFinalJoke]

If all she wanted was some action, really anyone would do.

[The Joker @TheFinalJoke]

"...And ruin the joke? Ha!"

[The Joker @TheFinalJoke]

"Tsk tsk. Most of those things I've happily succeeded in, thank you very much. But if you need more time to soak in your guilt, it's quite alright, Cienn. I can be patient."

[The Joker @TheFinalJoke]

"Who, your little ol' Uncle J? But I'm only here to /help/, Cienn."

[The Joker @TheFinalJoke]

It certainly wouldn't be the first time he'd pissed off a deity.

[𝕸𝖊𝖕𝖍𝖆𝖑𝖆 {Slow Replies} @SpinnerOfLies]

It shouldn't seem that way. She is one unhappy Goddess.

[The Joker @TheFinalJoke]

Feeling it all now, no doubt.

Delightful.

[The Joker @TheFinalJoke]

His annihilation, even creatively, doesn't seem particularly fun to him at all.

[𝕸𝖊𝖕𝖍𝖆𝖑𝖆 {Slow Replies} @SpinnerOfLies]

@ScaledBalance @BatmanEternal @ChaosAndStories "I will anhiliate who did this....in very creative ways."

[The Joker @TheFinalJoke]

Spoilsport.

But it's fine. She'll remember it later anyway. When it hurts again.

[The Joker @TheFinalJoke]

What was its name, Cienn?

[The Joker @TheFinalJoke]

A Nick, perhaps? Maybe a Taylor?

...Kimmy?

Charlotte, certainly.