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[jonk ! @ThefirstJonk]

I get new followers infrequently enough that I can run vibe checks. If I can see you retweeting Elon Musk or some other idiot chud within 30 seconds of scrolling thru your feed, don't bother following cuz I will softblock you

[jonk ! @ThefirstJonk]

@ForkMeMaddie @SamKuffelWx But you're good with straight anal sex?

[jonk ! @ThefirstJonk]

@bitethatscars They have tons of jesus celebrations, the difference is that lgbtq people actually fight against corporations co-opting their celebrations lol

[jonk ! @ThefirstJonk]

@iedtwt You're so good at kicking up hornets nests of the dumbest, most bothered losers in the world lmao. You could probably fill an Olympic pool with the foam from all the frothing mouths

[jonk ! @ThefirstJonk]

@h0tirl Leave me alone

[jonk ! @ThefirstJonk]

@abossgoose Ohhh they're dark matter dicks

[jonk ! @ThefirstJonk]

On a galactic scale, ALL penises are pretty small.

[jonk ! @ThefirstJonk]

@ThomBrady5 @AbbyMarsx Die

[jonk ! @ThefirstJonk]

blocked @JakeStateFarm. I muted the account, but theyre gangstalking me, (tune into literally any number station for proof) so I still got the ads. It just had to be THAT ad campaign. For a fuckin decade, I couldnt introduce myself without "from state farm?" in response. fuck you

[jonk ! @ThefirstJonk]

The only way to be this dumb is on purpose

[Valmont @Nox_Iraevi]

I think a vibrator during sex is a direct “fuck you” to the man’s face

[jonk ! @ThefirstJonk]

@nk95819619 @arielxpink @bartlebytaco I pretty much said it was a throwaway vote and that I'm not sure if I even remember it right. And it doesn't matter cuz it's not on topic at all. All you've done is go on tangents.

[jonk ! @ThefirstJonk]

@poyotimebaybee They legitimately think all women secretly hate each other and are playing 5d chess cold wars to cockblock each other

[jonk ! @ThefirstJonk]

@lucile_darling Guy who made mediocre (imo) art pop and then revealed himself to be a total chud and was surprised to be the only one in the middle of that venn diagram

[jonk ! @ThefirstJonk]

I don't see that one kinda blurred image of him on the street nearly as often as I feel like I should

[Redd @ReddCinema]

Elon Musk says he wants to cut Social Security and Medicare, calling them “entitlements”: “That’s the big one to eliminate.” 😳

[jonk ! @ThefirstJonk]

@paulg @giffmana A summary isn't supposed to contain all of the ideas of what it's summarizing. Do you want your maps to be the size of the land they represent?

[jonk ! @ThefirstJonk]

@WR0000001 @itsamari_2005 @leshaami This has probably happened at least ten times today

[jonk ! @ThefirstJonk]

@MattyDubbs01 @PunishedAG Homophobes won't even read anymore, they just look at you like this

[jonk ! @ThefirstJonk]

@allegiantfaith There's always an ad lol

[jonk ! @ThefirstJonk]

Yknow I don't really expect kids to all read Camus, but like can't you take two seconds to Google for context? Do people not fear looking like complete idiots?