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[jonk ! @ThefirstJonk]

I get new followers infrequently enough that I can run vibe checks. If I can see you retweeting Elon Musk or some other idiot chud within 30 seconds of scrolling thru your feed, don't bother following cuz I will softblock you

[jonk ! @ThefirstJonk]

@marzipanlord You can for two or three secs take your time

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

microsoft HUSSEIN outlook

[jonk ! @ThefirstJonk]

This is a lie I've never said that

[jonk ! @ThefirstJonk]

I've been saying that this month is stacked

[Leslie @badbitbutitsok]

Nice tits November

[jonk ! @ThefirstJonk]

@alexamazov Start?

[jonk ! @ThefirstJonk]

@TheBossestGoose This is because it is impossible to measure a hand

[jonk ! @ThefirstJonk]

@alexamazov Whenever I see several lined up on a log I feel a taste of Nirvana. I saw a sea turtle once while snorkeling and my soul almost left my body

[jonk ! @ThefirstJonk]

@sleevily It was a prank call. I wouldn't send them to you no matter how jealous I might be that you have waffles

[jonk ! @ThefirstJonk]

@CoffeeCowhig 4

[jonk ! @ThefirstJonk]

Arrested for possession of poop

[jonk ! @ThefirstJonk]

First date idea: dinner and a movie

[jonk ! @ThefirstJonk]

@Pompsy1 There's no reason for it to take the tone it does and there's no analogous situation because the guy is only acting this way because it's Ai.

[jonk ! @ThefirstJonk]

@TheBossestGoose Thx

[jonk ! @ThefirstJonk]

This was a joke btw. Don't take my joke and be serious about it. Never kill yourself.

[jonk ! @ThefirstJonk]

Killing myself isn't enough I need to kill myself

[jonk ! @ThefirstJonk]

@TheBossestGoose Take it back

[jonk ! @ThefirstJonk]

@boonchibaby Because of woke. 😔

[jonk ! @ThefirstJonk]

@boonchibaby No the "work" in "fireworks" doesn't mean that fireworks like as in "fire functions"

[jonk ! @ThefirstJonk]

@boonchibaby They're their own fireworks...

[jonk ! @ThefirstJonk]

@Pompsy1 Ai does not have patience to lose.

[jonk ! @ThefirstJonk]

@jealousroll I'm trying to decide if it's funnier if this was her immediate emotional reaction or if she thought really hard to get herself there