Adam Greene

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[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

Musk is the leading example of an illegal immigrant living off public welfare in human history and the man spends every day pretending the real problem is a woman cleaning motel rooms in West Murfreesboro

Our species has let this evil man prosper and we will pay the price for it

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

This is why they want you to forget about the Epstein files. There are dozens of girls just like her who were taken and sold into human trafficking. They’re probably not even alive anymore. What happened to these girls is beyond comprehension, and the people responsible are getting away with it.

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

Fun Fact: 100% of trillionaires are Nazi motherfuckers.

[FactPost @factpostnews]

The Reflecting Pool is currently experiencing an algae outgrowth, indicating high pH conditions.

Such a high pH is known to strip paint, potentially ruining Trump's $14M paint renovation.

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Hard to believe this is from a guy who inherited $413 million from his father only to declare bankruptcy 6 times before convincing an NBC producer to bail him out by creating a fictional show that he was a successful businessman.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

This is not a joke.

This is actually the reflecting Pool in Washington DC today.

Donald Trump wasted $10 million of our money on this.

No wonder why he bankrupted multiple casinos.

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

$14 million “beautification” and just 3 days later it looks worse than ever because there was a reason we didn’t paint the reflecting pool dark colors like “American flag blue.” Mainly that it would raise the water temp and cause rapid algae growth.

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

They’re called expansion joints Genius, and they’re supposed to be there and if they didn’t get replaced the pool will now leak.

[Bill Kristol @BillKristol]

"The UFC event captures something about this moment in our history.

After all, it’s vulgar, it’s violent, it’s commercial, it’s grandiose, it’s tacky, and it dishonors a place once thought worthy of care and respect. In other words, it’s Donald Trump."

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[Grinch @Uncatfishable]

Look at his legs lmaoooooo

[Glenn Tunes @glenn_tunes]

HE KNEW HE WORKED FOR A DEMENTED PEDOPHILE BUT INSTEAD OF DOING THE RIGHT THING HE DID EVERYTHING POSSIBLE TO PROTECT THE PEDOPHILE🤬 HE USED THE SITUATION ROOM TO COVER UP TRUMP'S EPSTEIN INVOLVEMENT 🤬 REPULSIVE 🤬

[Jim Stewartson, Decelerationist 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸 @jimstewartson]

As a reminder, almost 11 years ago, Jeffrey Epstein took this picture of the world’s first trillionaire.

We need a revolution against the treachery of elites.

[shelby @thetrueshelby]

So the fifth-place loser turned out to be a scammer and grifter. Nobody could have seen this coming.

[Brett Meiselas @BMeiselas]

The new blue bottom really makes that green algae pop

[Jared Shult @jared_shult]

This is so embarrassing. The grift is unreal

[Shane Harris @shaneharris]

Good to see the reflecting pool back to its normal color. 💚✅🍀

[Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @JoshEakle]

There's virtually no sincerity left in the MAGA media ecosystem.

All that remains are grifters parroting talking points that someone higher up the chain provided them, and this cycle repeats all the way down.

[Amy Elizabeth @amonksy_]

In his defense he’s drunk

[Henry Winkler @hwinkler4real]

Thank you Col.

[Matt Rein @MatthewARein]

Reflecting pool today is looking … a little green