Welp. I've been up for 22 hours, I've barely eaten anything because of vyvanse and rip its, and I want to scream into the void. Woohoo! Gotta love being at work.
Asystole, v-fib, v-tach, normal sinus, and sinus tach. I just put the leads on my legs and shook them for v fib and v tach, then kept them still for asystole. That there was a "oh no I'm done with clinicals oh god" power move when I had no other options.
So story time. Back when I was in paramedic school I was a huge whacker and had my own zoll e series. I needed 5 different rhythm strips for my clinicals and I forgot all about them. So I naturally sat at home and recreated them all. Worked great.
My trashcan was full from cleaning my house up a bit last week and I forgot to take it out this morning. Thank god the garbage truck woke me up......as it drove by my house.