Alexandra Bueno

software engineer @datadoghq. caffeine junky. space nut. baking scientist.

[Alexandra Bueno @TheFlapjack103]

dear git log, I'm sorry for the code I wrote when I was angry

[Alexandra Bueno @TheFlapjack103]

#WWDC18

[Damian Gryski @dgryski]

Found on Reddit. I really like the gopher eyes.

#golang

[DM of Engineering @dmofengineering]

You are traversing a database table.
There is a lock here.
You try to take the lock.

[Alexandra Bueno @TheFlapjack103]

:headdesk:

[I put the Oops in DevOps @KirkBater]

This image is a TCP/IP Joke. This tweet is a UDP joke. I don't care if you get it.

[Alexandra Bueno @TheFlapjack103]

Neato “Netflix FlameScope” by Netflix Technology Blog https://t.co/AgP8vcK5f9

[Alexandra Bueno @TheFlapjack103]

An interesting lesson in shared resources https://t.co/nrxnhFP7Jn

[ricky b @rbranson]

I'm afraid this class of problems will plague with Docker-style containers for the rest of time. https://t.co/QsAZVbZQbm

[Alexandra Bueno @TheFlapjack103]

just when you think it's warm and safe to go outside...

[Alexandra Bueno @TheFlapjack103]

great read by buckhx on spatial algorithms and the cost of brute force solutions https://t.co/XSmTpqUNGC

[Alexandra Bueno @TheFlapjack103]

just when you start thinking Cristiano Ronaldo might be a real human
https://t.co/r26kjDYjkY

[Alexandra Bueno @TheFlapjack103]

remember kids, you can't average percentiles https://t.co/V8tQ6k8Qcu

[Alexandra Bueno @TheFlapjack103]

naming functions is hard. naming functions before coffee is irresponsible.

[Alexandra Bueno @TheFlapjack103]

steps for a multivariate normal distribution lifestyle:
1. center yourself
2. rotate your perspective
3. scale until you're a happy, chubby sphere

[Datadog, Inc. @datadoghq]

Announcing next-generation APM: https://t.co/F72dL1izNU

[Alexandra Bueno @TheFlapjack103]

@GopherCon, can we improve the audio please? https://t.co/VrGGHIaq7d

[GopherCon @GopherCon]

Retweet if you are watching live! https://t.co/aDCy0V1oMJ

[Alexandra Bueno @TheFlapjack103]

Congrats @digg on your FB Messenger launch!! https://t.co/VH2NjJvUDJ

[Alexandra Bueno @TheFlapjack103]

Writing a very fast cache service with millions of entries in Go by @AllegroTechBlog https://t.co/KGF3RjTYrx