DM of Engineering

Engineer by day, Shitposter by night. It's definitely nighttime at the tweet factory.

[DM of Engineering @dmofengineering]

Let’s Roll

[DM of Engineering @dmofengineering]

The collective noun for engineers is a bike shed.

[Nate Berkopec @nateberkopec]

When more than 4 DevOps engineers are in a room together, they will spontaneously start trying to build an internal PaaS on k8s. They can't help themselves.

[DM of Engineering @dmofengineering]

We all know what happens next

[DM of Engineering @dmofengineering]

Twitter this week 🙄

[DM of Engineering @dmofengineering]

Press CTRL + X to pay respects

[Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker]

Lary Tesler, invetnor of the cut copy and paste commands, dies. at 74.

[DM of Engineering @dmofengineering]

Now that likes are private
I gotta ask…
Why are there any tweets with zero likes?

[DM of Engineering @dmofengineering]

Interviewer: So you were you kicked out of your Ph.D program?
Candidate: yeah, my advisor didn’t like my approach to my thesis.
Interviewer: Oh, what was the topic?
Candidate: Bin packing.

[Jason Warner @jasoncwarner]

New traveling salesperson problem just dropped

[DM of Engineering @dmofengineering]

Her: [nonsense sounds]
Me: What?
Her: [repeats nonsense sounds]
Me: But what does that mean?
Her: What does anything mean?
Me:

[DM of Engineering @dmofengineering]

Engineers: Version control is git.
Designers: Version control is named files.
Product: Version control is comments I left in a google doc.

[DM of Engineering @dmofengineering]

Help a girl out?
I'll go first:
Players are made of meat.

[DM of Engineering @dmofengineering]

Honestly, at this point
you can’t come here
and complain about inflammatory content.
The first letters are literally:
tw

[DM of Engineering @dmofengineering]

Evergreen tweet

[Bear @nautibuns]

I love that we’ve all collectively agreed not to call it X.

[DM of Engineering @dmofengineering]

No, Bay Area, that's not rain.
It's just clouds extending their runway.

[DM of Engineering @dmofengineering]

So what you're saying is:
if we unplug Twitter
and leave it alone for long enough...

[SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity]

Periodic reminder just leaving shit unplugged for hours does fix things. Fucking capacitors are everywhere and you have to defeat them.

[DM of Engineering @dmofengineering]

My AI brings all the boys to the yard.
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right, it's better than yours
I can teach you, but I have to charge

[Charles Patterson @CharlesPattson]

Be still my beating heart.

[DM of Engineering @dmofengineering]

For the love of god
No one ask it
How Is Babby Formed?

[DM of Engineering @dmofengineering]

Sounds like a shills problem

[Bitfinex'ed 🔥🐧 Κασσάνδρα 🏺 @Bitfinexed]

Where did the FTX money go?

It’s really obvious. It ended up at the Tether fraud.

Step 1. Have billions of dollars that’s not yours.
Step 2. Go trade with it on sure-to-lose bets. Tether bros inflate shitcoin markets, you bet with customers cash.
Step 3. Oh no! The bets went south! Shucks!

Congratulations, you successfully gave billions of dollars to a criminal organization indirectly through deliberate trading losses. Everyone thinks you’re just a bad trader, but that was the plan all along.

[DM of Engineering @dmofengineering]

Boy math is…
Boy math is…
Honestly, boy math is whatever new bullshit crypto is trying to pull these days.

[DM of Engineering @dmofengineering]

I want it.

[zack @zack_overflow]

Added gratuitous explosions and particle effects to the code editor I'm building

[Guardian Tech @guardiantech]

Elon Musk’s Neuralink approved to recruit humans for brain-implant trials https://t.co/yow9vRPaOS