Nick Kaplan

Ridiculously meticulous and meticulously ridiculous

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Haven't been on here in a while. How's Elon treating you?

[Nick Kaplan @theflappyjak]

@kevinmornings @kroq are idiots. This is unacceptable.

[Nick Kaplan @theflappyjak]

Putting olives and mushrooms should be a capital offense punishable by death. 🍕💀

[Nick Kaplan @theflappyjak]

Gutekunst better know what he's doing. You don't just release Clay Matthews. The hell is wrong with you??? #GreenBayPackers @packers

[Nick Kaplan @theflappyjak]

@jenko_letrusse My guess: not Covergirl

[Nick Kaplan @theflappyjak]

So excited for Crimes of Grindelwald.

[Nick Kaplan @theflappyjak]

I have a feeling with being on disability, I'm going to be using Twitter a lot more.

[Nick Kaplan @theflappyjak]

So James Gunn got fired from Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 for tweets he made 10 years ago. How exactly is that relevant? The man breathed life into a movie that should have never been successful. Good job, Disney. Way to give second chances.

[Nick Kaplan @theflappyjak]

Surgery recovery kinda sucks. But I am progressing fairly quickly this far.

[Nick Kaplan @theflappyjak]

What is the purpose of $50 and $100 bills if no one accepts them?

[Nick Kaplan @theflappyjak]

Over half a million raised for the children so far in the 24-hour… https://t.co/bzWMb9SPbF

[Nick Kaplan @theflappyjak]

So... Red Dead Redemption 2, right?

[Nick Kaplan @theflappyjak]

I feel like whenever I have the urge to write on Twitter, I need to say something intellectual...

[Nick Kaplan @theflappyjak]

Finished reading through Harry Potter and the Cursed Child. I loved… https://t.co/P9mUSzO6hK

[Nick Kaplan @theflappyjak]

All out of Pokéballs and not a Pokéstop to be found. #PokémonGo

[Nick Kaplan @theflappyjak]

Here I am. Toilet Bowl, CA.

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Late night donut run. Apparently they sell chocolate-covered… https://t.co/bx8CikLD2l

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I'm at the Hat with the love of my life. Oh, and @allykappy is here,… https://t.co/lvFzumXKW3

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Great movie! I highly recommend it. I loved Spider-Man and Black… https://t.co/tcCzrBrdAq

[Nick Kaplan @theflappyjak]

"You. You're afraid. That you'll never be as strong as Darth Vader."… https://t.co/ll7q7moLGI