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i ❤️ jokes

[ihearteatingshit @theflapstretchr]

Still gay, dick smaller than ever.

[ihearteatingshit @theflapstretchr]

@klohunnids @OOGIEMANE Do u even know who I am

[i know now @powcampsurvivor]

oh yeah my personality? i pretend to be my dad

[£lliot @goodweedytwine]

“In this house incel means involuntary celibate. Never had sex, never been wanted by a woman. End of story”

[guardsman basil gaming @LasgunSunflower]

#BEASTMODE

[Ciscaucasian @ciscaucasian]

These videos of twenty-something-year-olds staring blankly into the camera, reciting obvious& unimpressive thoughts in a performative monotone wouldn’t exist if they instead sat in front of a mirror, pretending to be interviewed, realizing mid-sentence how uninteresting they are

[ihearteatingshit @theflapstretchr]

@hoodgaltina Right

[quinn 🍁 @moekaboobs]

there is no bigger crime in a society of aesthetics than being ugly. if you are good, people will still mock you. if you are bad, people will use it as a justification to feel morally right while mocking you.

[ihearteatingshit @theflapstretchr]

@ComradeAndre2k It literally was

[ihearteatingshit @theflapstretchr]

@CedarReloaded Genuinely out of ideas

[ihearteatingshit @theflapstretchr]

@KyleKulinski Imagine the smell

[guardsman basil gaming @LasgunSunflower]

Literally every religious person claims this when atheists criticize them. Muslims think Atheists love Jews and hate Muslims. Christians think Atheists love Muslims and hate Christians. Jews think Atheists love Muslims and hate Jews.

[:p @UnkleDell]

throughout history this has not worked you have to kill people to get your point across

[ihearteatingshit @theflapstretchr]

@TheWapplehouse Reese Witherspoon

[ihearteatingshit @theflapstretchr]

@willowtarka People also think it's a good idea to get all their opinions from them

[ihearteatingshit @theflapstretchr]

We are going to securalize India tommorow

[🔥 @HeatMovin]

kobe’s pr is insane LMFAOOOO how have i never heard about this 😭

[ihearteatingshit @theflapstretchr]

@Nezzzooo Portland