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[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

being an adult is a little bit out of my price range right now

[Christopher Moore @TheAuthorGuy]

My wife was fired from her job tonight after having gone out of town for two months, with permission, to take care of her brother who was dying, and died, of a brain tumor. So things are fun around here. Thank you. We'll be fine. But it was a dick move on their part.

[Alex Bozarjian @alexbozarjiantv]

To the man who smacked my butt on live TV this morning: You violated, objectified, and embarrassed me. No woman should EVER have to put up with this at work or anywhere!! Do better.

[Reagan Rainey @reagandwalker]

For every boyfriend you lose, you gain 10 best friends on Snapchat and that’s just showbiz baby

[мσʀɢᴀɴ @theflawedflower]

Yes and then I go through phases where I’m 100% that bitch 😂 Ebbs and flows

[↣Hannah↢ @huntinhannah]

Does anyone else go through phases where they’re ugly? Like your hair and makeup never turns out right and you just feel ew

[мσʀɢᴀɴ @theflawedflower]

He’s not wrong

[мσʀɢᴀɴ @theflawedflower]

I spent a lot of money on myself this weekend. Self love. I don’t ever expect anyone to buy me anything, for any occasion. If they do, it’s simply a sweet surprise.

[miaya @_Miaya]

A part of me still can’t believe this

[мσʀɢᴀɴ @theflawedflower]

@modernlovetv you are perfection. @PrimeVideo ❤️❤️❤️

[мσʀɢᴀɴ @theflawedflower]

Black Friday has got to be one of the top most embarrassing things about the human race.

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Is a discounted TV really worth all this? The medical bills, your cash bail?

[мσʀɢᴀɴ @theflawedflower]

Unpopular opinion? Please stop inviting me to like your or your friends or your best friends moms business pages on Facebook. I get likes can lead to business but I’m not going to like something I know nothing about. While we’re on the topic, I don’t wanna play FarmVille either.

[Steph Veerman @stephyj725]

my dad took over my hamster once i went back to college and ended up getting really attached and today he escaped and this goes to prove how truly pure my father is