Rachel Fletcher

[Rachel Fletcher @thefletchhammer]

I’m a cream cheese stuffed jalapeño pepper wrapped in self loathing.

[Rachel Fletcher @thefletchhammer]

Normalize rejecting men by saying:
“It’s gonna be a no for me dawg”

[Rachel Fletcher @thefletchhammer]

“Your butt looks amazing and it will fix all your problems”

[Rachel Fletcher @thefletchhammer]

I thank God every day that I am both funny and hot.

[Rachel Fletcher @thefletchhammer]

True love is when the bi polar in both partners aligns. Manic together/depresso together.
#amen

[Rachel Fletcher @thefletchhammer]

2024 New Year’s resolution:
only send texts containing bad news with using the confetti effect.

[Rachel Fletcher @thefletchhammer]

Pussy so good it makes men ugly cry

[Rachel Fletcher @thefletchhammer]

I feel my best when I have a shirt tucked into some high waisted corduroy pants. #vibin

[Rachel Fletcher @thefletchhammer]

“Everyday is a bachelorette party when you have good girlfriends” -my older sister

[Rachel Fletcher @thefletchhammer]

I be gettin dem UTIs cause I be livin to the fullest

[Rachel Fletcher @thefletchhammer]

If you see me making out with a plur boy at the festival pay no attention, this is apart of my healing process.

[Rachel Fletcher @thefletchhammer]

Ok I’m about to go the most unhinged iv ever been on here, sorry to my 5 followers.

[Rachel Fletcher @thefletchhammer]

God keeps teaching me lessons thru pain I wish he would frickin quit it!!!! No more growth please

[Rachel Fletcher @thefletchhammer]

“Hey do you mind if I vacuum, I wanna pretend that I have control over my life”

[Rachel Fletcher @thefletchhammer]

The lexapro ads on Insta have come back, send help lol!!

[Rachel Fletcher @thefletchhammer]

Big upset that Reddit saves ur history. I feel like no one should be able to reflect on that…not even me.

[Rachel Fletcher @thefletchhammer]

I think about Sydney Sweeneys boobs like all the time.

[Rachel Fletcher @thefletchhammer]

@FarrahFontana @james_dimarco_ @james_dimarco_ is gaslighting us don’t listen to him

[Rachel Fletcher @thefletchhammer]

Maybe I should quit climbing and get some big triple D titties

[Rachel Fletcher @thefletchhammer]

I just told my husband that kevin booker use to date Kendall Jenner.
And he said, “well I need him to score 4 more points and then I’ll care”.
#gamblingisbad

[Rachel Fletcher @thefletchhammer]

As I watch this Brooklyn Nets game all I can think about is the missed opportunity for climbing careers amongst the players.