TheFlushed

Mysteries of life solved from the toilet! insta: @theflushed #theflushed

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BREAKING: We are now calling that I am the ✅PROJECTED WINNER of my bathroom 🚽🧻 #Midterms2022 #Midterms

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@hellotushy That’s me! Tushy is my ride or die ❤️

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Here is #Barbie dream bathroom 🚽❤️ #Barbenheimmer

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@shirlyxgurl Ahhh the history of the loo. Thanks for this! 🚽❤️

[TheFlushed @theflushed]

@hellotushy Oh we got dad jokes 😜 my fav!

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Hold on….there’s no bathroom in that sub!

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Why do some people feel the need to have a full-on conversation on the phone while they're in a public bathroom stall? Do they think we can't hear them? #thoughtoftheday

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@hellotushy Warm water setting? That's too fancy for me.

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I challenge anyone to find a greater pain than dry on dry friction! #QuestionOfTheDay

[TUSHY Bidet @hellotushy]

Is there a greater pain in this world than dry wiping your already chafed butthole???

[TheFlushed @theflushed]

@hellotushy NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

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@shirlyxgurl I want to do a mentos style commercial in the bathroom now lol

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Yes. Australian candy depicts people defecating 🤷‍♂️💩#humpday #TheMoreYouKnow

[Linda going to Kcon LA @shirlyxgurl]

@theflushed Australian candy wrapper has someone on the toilet.

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@danmurrayserter He has a RFF: Resting Fart Face.

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@hellotushy That’s the neighborly thing to do.

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Using a public bathroom is like playing Russian roulette with the toilet seat. Will it be wet? Will it be warm? Will it be both? The suspense is killing me!!! #toilettalk #ThoughtfulThursday

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I always feel like I'm in an escape room when I use a public bathroom. Finding the toilet paper is the first puzzle #thoughtoftheday

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@hellotushy Back when you had the blue check😓

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@krassenstein It’s amazing that the bathroom is the front lines for human rights but here we are ❤️🚽

[TheFlushed @theflushed]

Perfection 🚽⬇️

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

I just want to give a SHOUT OUT to a very popular local Ice Cream parlor here in Fort Myers, called Love Boat. Note that our county has nearly twice as many registered Republicans than Democrats, so this deserves even more praise.

Instead of two restrooms, one designated for men and another for women, they simply have two restrooms with this sign next to both.

I feel this is a great solution to the transgender bathroom debate, and if one of the most popular Ice Cream parlors in one of the most Red Districts in Florida can do this, anyone can. Their homemade ice cream is amazing by the way.

[TUSHY Bidet @hellotushy]

America gets a lot of shit wrong, but abandoning the British spelling of Diarrhoea was a true patriot act.