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i overshare my feelings here

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relationship status: he's flirting with me at 10am but kissing her at 10pm

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when the fuck did rotisserie chickens become $15?!?!?! i thought $10 only 5 months ago was ridiculous. literally stunned.

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haven't ate alllll fucking day. i finally get something to eat and spill it all over the carpet. so now not only can i not fucking eat what i wanted i have to clean up this fucking mess!

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all these dumbasses in the comments. you're telling me not a single person realized these numbers are smaller than the actual averages? no, we're all just too busy blaming people for issues they have no control over 👏👏👏

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life is too short for @Wendys to be serving terrible food! like come on y'all! can i get a refund without having to waste my gas to drive all the way back to the store?

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who in their right mind is signing up for a 5am interview?! and why are there even 5-7am interviews?!

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these pub lobbies are weird af tonight. jeez, makes me want to actually do something more productive with my time.

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nothing worse than people who "used to" have depression blaming you for being in a slump. it's literally the same mentality of people who "used to be fat" and now fat shame every person they see that's not "fit."

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sooooooo tired of companies cancelling their online seminars/meetings/networking events. like broooo!!!!! i fucking planned for this shit and you act like it's nothing. aw you only have 10 people when you wanted 100. i don't care! let's proceed with this fucking presentation!

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the controls on fortnite switch are absolutely fucked. you have to spam the enemy comm and hope you don't get sniped in the process of trying to mark the location, the menu for bots you hire is completely missing, and augements sharing the emote button?! COME ON!

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for a company that charges $1.50 for single serve ranch you'd think that @wingstop would hire employees that actually put the ranch you paid for in the bag and not look at you like a fucking idiot when you come back in to tell them they forgot to include your ranch!!

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i've been bamboozled again. went to get the big new yorker from @pizzahut and i got what would be a sad excuse for a regular pepperoni pizza let alone a pizza which is supposed to have two styles of pep. and seasoning.

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😒 so tired of making friends who don't understand that finding a job that pays a livable wage isn't easy. stop telling people to climb non existent fucking ladders, stop telling people to apply to jobs they clearly don't qualify for, and stop saying they just don't care enough.

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@axs help! i created an account under the wrong email address and can't access the account page because i have to verify the email address. i just want to delete the account!

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the fucking deku smash on switch is broke. there's no fucking way i keep getting killed by it when i'm not even in the line of sight. i get switch is literally bottom of the barrel priority for @FortniteGame but they really need to do something about this shit.

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people are so quick to call out celebrities grooming but what about when it's done by "companies?" all these barely 18 year olds that were selected to "model" for companies like savagexfenty, lounge, etc. i guess y'all aren't ready to have that conversation.

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"PEOPLE ARE NO LONGER TEACHABLE" 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

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i am so sick and fucking tired of walmart and the fucking games they play with their online stock system. the amount of times i made sure something was in stock for days before stepping foot into this fucking hell hole only to show up and it be out ot stock is absurd.

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@NWSVegas we got some flurries at NSC 🥰

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not the super bowl asking for free fucking labor from already disadvantaged and broke vegas locals/natives.

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