The Liberal Insurgent 🦄

Writer, musician, quantum spiritualist, narcissism survivor, healer, fool. I'm codependent so my pronouns are you/your - cashap: $BilliamFSG

[The Liberal Insurgent 🦄 @thefool_wa]

In case you missed it, here's a search link for the insanity that has been my inability to stop dragging Kid Rocks music. Enjoy.

https://t.co/BWEaWrGLLt

[The Liberal Insurgent 🦄 @thefool_wa]

As a kid I was told to "keep it in my pants".

Keeping it in my pants was easy, it was keeping it out of my hand that was difficult.

[eli's dog,farf,is in Heaven @farfnme]

@thefool_wa And squirrelastrophie,and raccoonastrophie, and you can see the damage from those,too

[The Liberal Insurgent 🦄 @thefool_wa]

@farfnme Jackastrophe

[The Liberal Insurgent 🦄 @thefool_wa]

Catastrophe implies the existence of dogastrophe.

[The Liberal Insurgent 🦄 @thefool_wa]

I don't know who needs to hear this, but somebody needs to shut the fuck up about Kid Rock.

[The Liberal Insurgent 🦄 @thefool_wa]

"Maybe THIS is the wealthy Chinese business lady that is finally going to take me away from it all. This one isn't a scammer for sure.""

Sid no one who uses social media, ever.

[The Liberal Insurgent 🦄 @thefool_wa]

Kid Rock makes music gangster rap only keeps around to laugh at.

Kid Rock makes music Vanilla Ice refused to record.

Kid Rock makes music and there's not a damned thing we can do about it.

[The Liberal Insurgent 🦄 @thefool_wa]

Oh no, here we go again...
Kid Rock makes music that robs convenience stores in daylight.

Kid Rock makes music scientifically proven to kill braincells in lab mice.

Kid Rock makes music known by the state of California to cause cancer and reproductive harm.

[The Liberal Insurgent 🦄 @thefool_wa]

Kid Rock makes music the girlfriend who gave you an STI listens to, and you're pretty sure it was playing while you were contracting it.

Kid Rock makes music you're boyfriend listens to in his truck on his way to cheat on you.

Kid Rock makes music to make fun of.

[The Liberal Insurgent 🦄 @thefool_wa]

@TessPlease2010 Staying Alive.

I have always wanted to record a gangster rap cover of it.

[The Liberal Insurgent 🦄 @thefool_wa]

@YepItsTracie @HumanWhit For sure. The way I see it your freedom of religion stops at the outermost layer of skin.

[The Liberal Insurgent 🦄 @thefool_wa]

@YepItsTracie @bloomingcurious I probs won't leave. Guys like him are destroying everything so eventually everything is going to suck. I like it here.

[The Liberal Insurgent 🦄 @thefool_wa]

@YepItsTracie I figured it meant not on a sex organ

[The Liberal Insurgent 🦄 @thefool_wa]

Earlobe nibbles

[tashu @okmantasha]

Name a non sexual act that turns you on ?

[The Liberal Insurgent 🦄 @thefool_wa]

@YepItsTracie

[The Liberal Insurgent 🦄 @thefool_wa]

Happy ending massage implies the existence of a sad ending massage.

[The Liberal Insurgent 🦄 @thefool_wa]

@YepItsTracie That's bad ass

[The Liberal Insurgent 🦄 @thefool_wa]

I'll figure it out.

I always do.