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Had the funnest time today taking my immigrant parents to Erewhon. They walked around pointing at every single item in the store while bursting out laughing at the prices.
I’m not white but sometimes I crave plain, flavorless pasta. By plain, even no olive oil. Garlic? Forget her. (On the subject of that, why am I gendering garlic as a woman? What kind of feminine energy do I connect with her? I digress. But tomatoes embody masculine aggression.)
“I don’t know where I went wrong,” says Sonja, Anita’s mother. “First she moved to a country that doesn’t even have universal healthcare, and now she won’t even use her 10-day annual vacation to visit her dear mother?”