Jacket Man 🥣

“Jack McMahon is what JK Rowling would name a gay character”

[leucaaaa @leucanthropy]

Real talk a lot of you need to educate yourselves and watch this video before engaging in any kind of queer debate.

[burple @8ndrww]

Gay gingers always got bugs tattooed on them

[Mariella ! @pfaffphobic]

Sometimes I think about the time an early hominid found a rock in a stream that looked like a little face and carried it >20 miles home to his cave with him and I start crying

[Jacket Man 🥣 @theforgettables]

Why would I ever want to fuck with someone who doesn’t fuck with me

[Buck @BuckOnTwidder]

in nyc you get 3 super close friends and 1800 people who you kinda recognize

[Jacket Man 🥣 @theforgettables]

Genuinely terrible to look at I could dissect this for like 2 hours

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First look at ‘PREHISTORIA’, a new theatrical animated film for Warner Bros.

Directed by Vivienne Medrano (‘Hazbin Hotel’).

[Jacket Man 🥣 @theforgettables]

People who are afraid of stop motion are weak

[Fawf @Fawf_iguess]

i took my son to the whorehouse to lose his virginity and this dork asked for a naruto themed blowjob

[goob nation @skyironhasta]

yo mama so fat she stepped on a baby and it died

[episode one @E1podcast]

In 2019 I was hiking alone and my phone was dead but I swear to god I saw a Squidward

[Jacket Man 🥣 @theforgettables]

Turkey Dinner is a beautiful name for a baby boy

[rosey🌹 @thechosenberg]

Turkey Dinner, Pan Am, 1949.

This is what they took from you.

[Jacket Man 🥣 @theforgettables]

I have something crazy to say

[Jacket Man 🥣 @theforgettables]

One of the least interesting people on the planet

[Interview Magazine @InterviewMag]

Over the last two years, comedian and influencer @passthatpuss has charmed his way through Hollywood, turning parasocial fantasy into an actual career. To bring him back down to earth, we called the one person who actually could: @rolemodel.

[Ali Woods @AliWoodsGigs]

I’ve longed for Knicks to win a championship ever since I watched them for the first time on Monday

[Jacket Man 🥣 @theforgettables]

New York is fun town party city USA

[Jacket Man 🥣 @theforgettables]

>5sos concert
>Run to bar
>Knicks win
>Knicks craziness
>No sleep
>Ceiling collapses
>Go to work
>Puerto Rico Parade
>Sit down
>Boston Dynamics robot dog doing tricks next to me

[Jacket Man 🥣 @theforgettables]

The Puerto Rico parade is the only parade that is as fun as Pride

[𝓜𝓪𝓽𝓽 ✈️ @mldiffley]

Who near Hell’s Kitchen and wants to ride the elephant I stole from the Bronx Zoo an hour ago

[knees 🇵🇸 @PeerPressurDoIt]

This is what happens when you get a radical islamist Mayor btw. You get results