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rule number one DON'T commit to the bit rule number two YOU HAVE TO fall in love with a prostitute. pointy click enjoyer.
(Header by @hee_blee)

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cain & abel & a secret third guy

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@Ribbloid @drinkgrog @maxmoefoe @anything4views i have been driving from the next state over to get grog i promise you it's in WI. take my hand big dog we will find it together

[Cricket is on the other site too @strangegutz]

COMEDY IS A SOLVED PROBLEM.
Radio TV Solutions mascot handmade art dolls
#artdoll #rtvs #radiotvsolutions

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The effort I am occasionally called upon to exert in order to not violate the egg prime directive borders on Sisyphean

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They literally don't talk enough about the effects of having a reggae dad

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@SHARKFAN70 At least there's always the smiley face barn

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@lullabyed They gave him sleeves that were way too long

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Weird thing about reading fanfiction is I keep incidentally learning about fun regional beverages

[🐈‍⬛ @urcookiesdealer]

there are 40 grams of protein in listening to women

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@akutagawa_nyan "so which is it, the boy who writes the songs or the boy who's in them?" SCREAM

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Babe you can buy a bigger house and call it a multigenerational home but you shoulda socialized your sons better if you ever want to make good on that

[tonsured pussy @sweetseaslug]

THE 25-30 YEAR OLD TRANSGENDER FRIEND

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Just got rid of my 2 day old #vomitbucket r/malelivingspaces has nothing on me

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@Ehsperr It sucks man it really does my condolences

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When I was younger my mother wanted to listen to what I had in my earbuds so I let her listen through spaceman by the killers and she said "it's catchy but I'm not sure I agree with its theology" fucking hell c'mon

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I hope everyone else had as much fun as I did while I was trying to tie my tie blind on the highway

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@marseybaby @Ehsperr Can such a thing be done...

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@Q_Review They let Todd in the Shadows on so who knows man