ShitMyRoommateSays

Random musings of four alpha males who say pretty obnoxious things.

[ShitMyRoommateSays @TheFourthCorner]

Whatever girl said "just the tip" doesn't count clearly did not learn lessons from the Titanic.

[Dodgers Nation @DodgersNation]

Giants Suck #VotePuig

[k.mar @kevin_mar]

RT @dodgersnation: Remember when Yasiel Puig trailed on the final day of the Final Vote, but came back to get voted to the ASG? #VotePuig

[ShitMyRoommateSays @TheFourthCorner]

@TheFourthCorner Happy #earthday , may you recycle everything except your ex's

[ShitMyRoommateSays @TheFourthCorner]

@KtHoWood this is ironic because we had steaks for dinner last night…but no pi

[D Crowd @2followthecrowd]

Cubic Zirconium's slogan should be: Guys can fake it too! #truth

[ShitMyRoommateSays @TheFourthCorner]

On this Valentine's Day do not be a dummy. Cum on her tummy.

[ShitMyRoommateSays @TheFourthCorner]

You had us at hello RT “@KtHoWood: Apologies for my disinterest in football. I'm just a gal that gets beer and gives blowjobs. My B.”

[ShitMyRoommateSays @TheFourthCorner]

They should call the Super Bowl the Not So Sober Bowl. GO NINERS!!!

[ShitMyRoommateSays @TheFourthCorner]

We would rather have our prostates checked than sit at the same bar as an ex girlfriend.

[ShitMyRoommateSays @TheFourthCorner]

You know you're finally returning to the valley when you start to see green fields and John Deere tractors.

[ShitMyRoommateSays @TheFourthCorner]

Dog is giving me a dirty look while I'm #snuggled under a blanket... Sorry I don't sleep with dogs anymore #ohhhhhowtimeshavechanged

[ShitMyRoommateSays @TheFourthCorner]

"You're using your laptop as a coaster. Put it away."

[ShitMyRoommateSays @TheFourthCorner]

When it says "Juicy" across a girls sweat pants on the backside, is it really juicy?

[ShitMyRoommateSays @TheFourthCorner]

Fat girls in yoga pants <<<

[ShitMyRoommateSays @TheFourthCorner]

To honor. Never in her, always on her.

[ShitMyRoommateSays @TheFourthCorner]

You should put it in her dairyer.. For real..

[ShitMyRoommateSays @TheFourthCorner]

"Her boobie to self esteem ratio was inversely equal."

[ShitMyRoommateSays @TheFourthCorner]

@emcwilliams09 she's a nice lady