Mark Torres

Don’t take life too seriously. You’ll never make it out alive. @Fresno_State @Penn alum. Purveyor of awesome experiences. #views expressed are my own.

[Mark Torres @markvtorres]

@IamDijami Tom Brandstetter

[Mark Torres @markvtorres]

On Wednesday, I’m going to go through my filtered texts I received and say “Hey, sorry. Just seeing this. How can I help?”

[onion person @CantEverDie]

funniest shit i’ve ever seen

[GOLDEN Bearz @Golden_Bearz]

Berkeley // Oakland // Walnut Creek

[Turbine Traveller @Turbinetraveler]

Who did this now?

[Morning Brew ☕️ @MorningBrew]

Spirit Airlines' best and last hope

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

The Procession in the Streets of Jerusalem, by James Tissot, 1886-94, 📸 by @shay_shay_gold

[Angela Morabito @AngelaLMorabito]

Tonight is the 251st anniversary of Paul Revere’s midnight ride.

If he were to make the same journey from Boston to Lexington today, he could stop at 7 Dunkin locations. (via Reddit)

[Mark Torres @markvtorres]

Why even bother tweeting this when the survey is incomplete? This is hot garbage and malpractice. Get it together @surveyusa.

[Political Polls @PpollingNumbers]

New - California governor poll

🔵 Steyer 21%
🔴 Hilton 18%
🔵 Swalwell 9%
🔴 Bianco 8%
🔵 Porter 8%

Survey USA #A - RV - 4/10

[Mark Torres @markvtorres]

The things people will do to avoid being put on a PIP when there was an insane amount of wrongdoing.

[Rob Pyers @rpyers]

🚨🚨SWALWELL TO RESIGN

[Mark Torres @markvtorres]

Is @davidguetta really closing out his set with wedding reception warm up songs?

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

A rare treat to watch a touchdown between February and August.

[College Sports Only @CSOonX]

All of America has this meme on stand-by:

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

#1 seeds: 134-0 when up by 15+ points at half…

UNTIL THIS GAME 💀💀

[Mark Torres @markvtorres]

Maybe Timothy Ratliff's spiral at The White Lotus resort in Thailand was a foreshadowing of what was to come this March Madness.

[East Bay Chris @EastBayChris]

49ers Fans 49ers Fans
5 Super Bowl Ws 5 Super Bowl Ws
1995 2026

[Rob Pyers @rpyers]

"When this baby hits $88 million, you're going to see little to no movement in the polls"

[Kevin Liao @KevinLiao_]

why did Kevin Kiley film his video with an iPhone 3?

[Mark Torres @markvtorres]

@ThatFBGuyRocked @mikelargent @CalAthletics @JustinAllegri @JoshPateCFB @ESPNRittenberg @calgridiron @WriteForCal @calfootballpr @ChaseGarbers @GoldenBearcast @CoachLup Hey siri, play “Sports” by @lildickytweets

[Mark Torres @markvtorres]

@georgeandrews A true legend and just consummate great guy.