The Foxy Ladies

6 college girls + 1 strange dog

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"You can't just whip out your peen and pee on someone's AC unit! None of this is chill"

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So I seem to have found myself in an affair with a bus boy

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I should become an escort, look at all the cool places I could go

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It's better to not have sex than to have sex and cry

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I want him to feel like he can swipe right on me when you guys break up

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"So we were watching this SpongeBob porn..."

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"Ha ha fuck you we're independent"
"That's what I said to any British boy who would stand still for me"

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"I got up twice that day. Once for waffles and once for tacos"

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"I'm just going to put it out there that this diva cup is the most action I've gotten in months"

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"I get nervous about eating more than one yogurt a day because I'm afraid it's going to fuck up my microbiome"

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"The only problem with this mug is that it burns your face"

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"I slept like, boom!"

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"You can't leave when you're on a boat!"

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"When I have a garden I want to know how to can my own meat!"

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"Would it be awkward if I requested Kendrick Lamar..?"

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"Put the roast chicken IN the Mac 'n cheese!"

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"I'm sure someone will bid on him, he has nice girthy forearms"

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"I should really stop telling people I already know so much about them when we meet for the first time, I think it comes off as creepy"

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"You know it's going to be a bad week when you're wearing your 'fat jean Friday jeans' on a Monday"

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when your ex sees your 6'1" varsity athlete roommate approach and jumps out of his seat and runs away #dontmesswithus