FREAKBAiT

the TODAY'S MISSION guy
69k followers on Craigslist
GO BUY MY FUCKING BOOKS!

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I never used Twitter much until recently. After my short experience with this app, I feel like it may be the most condensed form of culture of any social media. Every major comment section has the full spectrum, political and autistic.

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what would happen if Kirby blew himself?

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@renzosalpha AI garbage slop.

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@interesting_aIl

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your honor, in my defense I was mad stupid horny

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Merged a few scenes and expanded a few others. Still nine pages, but now it's seventy scenes and a half dozen interstitial informational slates.

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I've got a nine page document outlining the seventy-two scenes that make up the entirety of my next book.

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If any one néeds a profreader, Im you're guy.

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@TheCinesthetic this reminds me so much of Bill Plympton

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Safe Mode is an indie musical/sci-fi animation free on Youtube and Newgrounds

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Melt ICE by FREAKBAiT
pen and ink on paper, 2026

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@hatGuyvideo Every generation creates their own Brokencyde

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I took a Viagra and a Cialis at the same time and my cock exploded like an overfilled water balloon.

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I've got a nine page document outlining the seventy-two scenes that make up the entirety of my next book.

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@sararico04 "Breaking News" and it's a several years old meme

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I didn't sleep.

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@imccheline @ameqiuk e

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The Tinkerer by FREAKBAiT
pen and ink on paper, 2026

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on today's episode of CAN IT BOOF?, were gonna be testing out these ketamine vapes i bought at the gas station.

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@superhyphy That too!

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I've spent over sixteen hours writing in the last two days.