SAM (& MAX)

❝ ɪᴛs ᴄᴜᴛᴇ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴀᴍ ᴡᴏʀᴅs ᴛᴏɢᴇᴛʜᴇʀ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴍᴇᴀɴ.❞
【 uses 🐶 when writing sam.
uses 🐰 when writing max 】
#MVRP

[SAM (& MAX) @thefreelancedog]

[ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ʟᴇᴠᴇʟ-ʜᴇᴀᴅᴇᴅ ʜᴀʟғ ᴏғ
ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜᴀᴏᴛɪᴄ ғʀᴇᴇʟᴀɴᴄᴇ ᴘᴏʟɪᴄᴇ ᴅᴜᴏ. ]
- #MVRP | Telltale's Sam & Max series portrayal
- multiverse interactions are encouraged
- no lewd ever | serious and crack posts
- art credits and additional info inside pinned

[SAM (& MAX) @thefreelancedog]

【🐶】raising an imaginary eyebrow. "A creep?"
"Yeesh. You said it, guy. Not me."

[𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐎𝐟 𝐊𝐨𝐨𝐩𝐚𝐬 @RagingKoopa]

Casually looks both ways before popping his knuckles and setting his fingers down.

“🎶 You're just like an angel....your skin makes me cry. You float like a feather, in a beautiful world. I wish I was special.....you're so very special. BUT I'M A CREEP!! I'M A KOOO-PPAAAAA~🎶”

[SAM (& MAX) @thefreelancedog]

【🐶】Well wouldn't ya know it. This is the second time this week I casually spotted a ghost.

[゛𝗗𝗔𝗜𝗦 ⸝⸝.ᐟ⋆ @sarasalands]

me when i'm dead. dead as hell.

[SAM (& MAX) @thefreelancedog]

【🐰】(Max certainly appreciates it more then he should. He stares at the fire and wipes a tear away, moved by it) Now THIS.... THIS is ART!

[─ 𝘝𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘯 𝘈𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘶𝘵 ──◌✰◌ @HocotatePilot]

throwback to this

[SAM (& MAX) @thefreelancedog]

【🐶】Good morning, multiverse!
Everything holding up alright so far?

[SAM (& MAX) @thefreelancedog]

【🐶】Tonight? I eat an entire party sized cheeze-it box that's 5 days expired.

Tomorrow? Who knows.

[SAM (& MAX) @thefreelancedog]

【🐶】Hey, that's me!

[𝗹𝗮𝗴𝗼𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗽𝗵. 🏳️‍⚧️ @FREEKLANCE]

Shoutouts to gay people!!!

[SAM (& MAX) @thefreelancedog]

【🐶】Well, you know what they say.
have a nice trip

【🐰】And see ya next fall!
(laughs hysterically)

[$𝐋𝟎𝐔𝐃𝐌𝟎𝐔𝐓𝐇$ @INFAMOUSSCAMMER]

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Proceeds to walk off a cliff.
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[SAM (& MAX) @thefreelancedog]

【🐶】I don't know what computer you're talking about Max, but the only right answer for me is to call it the "Gay Rights" computer

[𝗹𝗮𝗴𝗼𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗽𝗵. 🏳️‍⚧️ @FREEKLANCE]

Ooh! Ooh! What if we got one of those fancy rainbow computers???

[SAM (& MAX) @thefreelancedog]

【🐶】It's probably for the best our office computer predates any relevant game. It might be smaller then other video-games, but I still feel like if we tried to run Among Us on that fossil, it'd explode within the first 2 seconds in.

[𝗹𝗮𝗴𝗼𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗽𝗵. 🏳️‍⚧️ @FREEKLANCE]

Very true! I didn't think a game that's so simple yet so addicting would get this popular. But then again, given how people these days with limited attention spans are, I can understand.

[SAM (& MAX) @thefreelancedog]

【🐶】You know how it is, same monstrosities, different day!
How about you though? I'd be lying if I didn't say I was curious how the life of an internationally acclaimed pop idol's goin'.

[MIKU @hidinginwifi]

Hello, Sam of the Freelance Police!

How are you today?

[SAM (& MAX) @thefreelancedog]

【🐶】 I think a better question to ask would be, who hasn't?

[𝗹𝗮𝗴𝗼𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗽𝗵. 🏳️‍⚧️ @FREEKLANCE]

Hey, Sam, have you heard of the hit game AMONG US???

[SAM (& MAX) @thefreelancedog]

@All_Known_Logic "That story's moved me, Max. I'm feeling dangerous."
He's tossing the car keys to Max. Oh god.
"You get to drive tonight."

[SAM (& MAX) @thefreelancedog]

"I know that 'hey'. You wanna go get McDonalds?"
Sam is already pulling keys out of his coat pocket.

[SAM (& MAX) @thefreelancedog]

Hello, Hatsune Miku!

[MIKU @hidinginwifi]

Hello, world!

[SAM (& MAX) @thefreelancedog]

@All_Known_Logic — 🐶 ooc: I LOVE THIS SO MUCH ITS SO CUTE???😭

[SAM (& MAX) @thefreelancedog]

You crack me up, little buddy.
(Sam would toss Max the video cassette)

[𝗹𝗮𝗴𝗼𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗽𝗵. 🏳️‍⚧️ @FREEKLANCE]

Conspiracy conshmiracy! I'm sure it's nothing! Unless it's one of those spooky spaghetti things from the late 2000's. I always get upset at those because I think it means food.

[SAM (& MAX) @thefreelancedog]

Hey, I ran into you yesterday, didn't I?
Are you doin' any better then yesterday?

[SAM (& MAX) @thefreelancedog]

(IThey're just staring right back at him)

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐑 @SubconC0ntracts]

Staring down at the reader like this.

Le menacing.

[SAM (& MAX) @thefreelancedog]

( Is watching the timeline while sipping
on a drink from a comically large silly straw )