The Friendly Poop

Just an amicable turd enjoying the ups and downs of this journey we call life.

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"Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Poop as if you were to live forever." - Mahatma Gandhi

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"I love cheap poops" - Sia

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Give me liberty or give me poop!

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"The poop is always greener on the other side of the hill" - Proverb

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"If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my poops" - Spice Girls

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"I did not have sexual relations with that poop." - Bill Clinton

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"Poops of a feather flock together" - Proverb

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"Ask not what your poop can do for you, ask what you can do for your poop." - John Fitzgerald Kennedy

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Pooping Dory

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Haaaaaave you met poop?

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"Take my hand, take my whole life too, for can't help falling in love with poop"

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A picture is worth a thousand poops

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"I'm only one poop away" - Charlie Puth

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"Give a man a poop and you feed him for a day. Teach a man how to poop and you feed him for a lifetime." - Lao Tzu

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A watched poop never boils

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Hello from the other poooooop

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"A penny saved is a penny pooped" - Benjamin Franklin

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Poop poop poop poop #TrumpSpeechIn4Words

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Make America Poop Again

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Pokemon Poop