Justine Frischmann

[Justine Frischmann @thefrisch]

For my next art show I've decided to sculpt Damon Albarn's likeness in dog shit. I think it's the perfect marriage of subject and medium.

[Justine Frischmann @JustineFrisch]

@thefrisch Thank you!

[Justine Frischmann @thefrisch]

I'm now experiencing a tightness in my chest and shooting pains up and down my left arm. The curse of 2016 saved the best til last. Goodbye.

[Justine Frischmann @thefrisch]

Feeling a pain in my left eye, it could be a tumour. The curse of 2016 might claim the Frisch.

[Justine Frischmann @thefrisch]

Twelve hours to go until the Frisch beats the curse of 2016.

[Justine Frischmann @thefrisch]

I don't understand how the Trump card was played but somehow the vital election was made.

[Justine Frischmann @thefrisch]

When Elastica ended Annie decided to reinvigorate herself by walking five miles a day. That was 15 years ago and we don't know where she is.

[Justine Frischmann @thefrisch]

Louise Wener was surrounded by Sleeperblokes. I was surrounded by Elasticunts.

[Justine Frischmann @thefrisch]

After I broke up with Damon I tried pouring my feelings into a letter. After an hour all I wrote was "DICKHEAD" so I put it on a postcard.

[Justine Frischmann @thefrisch]

#BritpopOlympics Northern Up-rower. I'll get my coat...

[Justine Frischmann @thefrisch]

#BritpopOlympics These Handball Men

[Justine Frischmann @thefrisch]

#BritpopOlympics Ashletics

[Justine Frischmann @thefrisch]

#BritpopOlympics The Diving Comedy

[Justine Frischmann @thefrisch]

#BritpopOlympics Javelin Cocker

[Justine Frischmann @thefrisch]

When I listen to Elastica I can almost taste the heroin. https://t.co/n3mx2dS06x

[Justine Frischmann @thefrisch]

In every Fiat Brava, may there lurk a Lady Gaga.

[Justine Frischmann @thefrisch]

Gameshow idea: Pub Sumo. I need to find a pub car park, some chalk, and the singer from Ultrasound.

[Justine Frischmann @thefrisch]

Gaz from Supergrass told me Sun Hits The Sky is about fixing his satellite dish by whacking it with a newspaper.

[Justine Frischmann @thefrisch]

I really fancy the singer from Space. #NoWomanEver

[Justine Frischmann @thefrisch]

Meeting me was one of my greatest moments too. https://t.co/Vq7auJhqnK

[Justine Frischmann @thefrisch]

I won't even accept her friend request. https://t.co/F29ZwnmkCw