emmalyn

gainfully unemployed

[emmalyn @thefruityellow]

@ellie_overman I gave my password to Jack and if I want to log in I told myself I have to pay him $25 *or* have a really good tweet idea

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had to log back on to share my greatest artistic achievement since 2015

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@ADK_Kelsey Running the Rift by Naomi Benaron

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I go to a church where everyone files up the aisle to receive the communion elements, then returns to the pews to partake in unison. My partner and I are waiting with our bread and juice when he leans over and whispers "communion is like the marshmallow test for Christians"

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I actually lost track of how many times my 6th graders have called me mom, but today was the first day I got "mamá"

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@drpepperbelle omg this is big for you!!!! <3

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@Dots_box I think this is just, not playing a game of solitaire?

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not the random unpaid survey giving me a Friday night crisis of vocation

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8 months ago I moved into an apartment right next to my leasing office thinking "now I can avoid fees and just deliver the rent checks in person!" and I have since discovered that it *is* worth $3 a month to me to not walk 25 steps and interact with a person

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turns out every part of wedding planning is the stressful part of wedding planning

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I never thought picking a dress would be the stressful part of wedding planning but I am genuinely so frustrated? Why is 1,000 a socially acceptable price for a single article of clothing?

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@mikescollins @tacobell @MountainDew it's giving TVA key lime pie

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@ditzyofficial you're incredible 😍

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@MerriamWebster with baited breath... 🎣

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somehow I feel there is way too much and not enough on our wedding registry. And everything is so expensive??

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my new teacher saying: "you are dancing on my last nerve"

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@superrealSeanC this is the pink tax!

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my fashion is just Annie Banks MacKenzie

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watching Father of the Bride to prepare for my first engaged Christmas at home

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sobbing