Muppet of Man He/Him

very manly puppet, mental health professional, youth pastor, frisbee thrower, Cleveland sports, musician, screen writer, coach and city commission member

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@jeremymcnabb Same

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Hey @ChipotleTweets, I think it’s time to develop a breakfast menu. You can make it only available thru the app and pick-up window locations. Your breakfast burrito would change the game.

[Muppet of Man He/Him @thefryelife]

Twitter is life. Taking a break tho. ✌🏽

[Muppet of Man He/Him @thefryelife]

I ended a long cycle today. That sock with hole in it is no longer back in the dirty laundry. I threw it away. It’s gone for good. I’m free at last.

[Muppet of Man He/Him @thefryelife]

Do believe in Miracles?! Yes!

[AuxGod @AuxGod_]

What film provided you with the Best movie theater experience you’ve ever had? 🤔

Will start: Straight Outta Compton

[Muppet of Man He/Him @thefryelife]

@thefryelife
#VenmoMe

College debt ✅
3 kids $$$ ✅
Non-profit work ✅

Thanks!

[Muppet of Man He/Him @thefryelife]

@gabbgoudy What a flex 😂

[Muppet of Man He/Him @thefryelife]

Because of Ted Lasso, I have officially become a Crystal Palace fan in real life. Liverpool, it was fun to watch and you helped make me a fan of Premier League in general, but now it’s time to take my talents elsewhere. #FANATICS #CrystalPalace

[Muppet of Man He/Him @thefryelife]

Post a movie you’ve seen more than 5 times. No explanations.

[Jay Scott Smith @JayScottSmith]

Post a movie you’ve seen more than 5 times. No explanations.

[Muppet of Man He/Him @thefryelife]

@tcburkejr Just talked to my teens about this tonight. Ephesians 5 is about learning to live in unity with one another. Submit to one another is a call to mutually love in a radical way. Using verses like those to have dominion is anti-Christ.

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Wow. Therapy is the absolute best. Carry on…

[Francis Maxwell @francismmaxwell]

This video is a walking talking argument for Critical Race Theory. Republicans don't want high schools producing people like Christopher Justice, they want the other dude who thinks Slavery wasn't a 'racial thing'.

[Muppet of Man He/Him @thefryelife]

@keegzzz Literally the only reason I wanted kids

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Prioritizing mental health is important. Suicide is still one of the main causes of death in our country (especially young people). Being kind to one another doesn’t cost you anything. And that’s good because people you do not know owe you nothing anyway. #MentalHealthMatters

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I for one LOVE the name! It’s still Cleveland, right?! #Guardians

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@edgykristina I pushed her down in the snow because I thought that would be funny. And it was. Turns out though, she’s the funny one.

[Muppet of Man He/Him @thefryelife]

@BASEDJESUS It is

[Muppet of Man He/Him @thefryelife]

Why do people hate on flat sheets so much? Literally my favorite thing to sleep with, hands down.

[Muppet of Man He/Him @thefryelife]

Me to my 5 YO: what’s your favorite season?
5 YO: I like fall, dad
Me: oh yea? Why’s that?
5 YO: I like to see the trees naked
Me: 👀

[Muppet of Man He/Him @thefryelife]

@tcburkejr Sorry guys, I had dental appointment I couldn’t get out of. You know how the wait is these days?!