hold my braincell

don't be a dick 👍🏻🪩🌈

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Overhearing a woman say to a man that we aren’t ready for a woman president and she wouldn’t vote that way makes me nauseous

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Why the fuck do fleas exist

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It’s officially start your car before you get in it season 🥵

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If your cat doesn’t sprint to the door when you get home you’re doing it wrong 🥲💖

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I’ve been sick for so long I’ve officially reached terminally ill mindset

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If you’re allergic to peanuts my peen is nutting all over you

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So we all agree that @Uber support is actually the worst

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Already seeing the christmas content. Time to deactivate my phone until new years

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Why isn’t midol candy coated like advil like hello it’s for the girls

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@freak_fractal RT

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@freak_fractal I didn’t really like it I’m bummed

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@carhink Me reading this currently having a period shit trying not to cry

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Why do I always put my hands on bar floors when I’m drunk I’m fucking ash ketchum.. gonna catch every disease

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I bug you cause I love you

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Me on a cleaning frenzy: let me finish all these bags of chips real quick so I can throw them away 🙃

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@freak_fractal Definitely had a pair with roses on them too lmao

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Ordering things off Etsy is great except when you want to decorate immediately and it won’t arrive for 3 weeks 😭

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The way I don’t even think about going out on the weekends anymore. Just got sent a promo code for an afters I was like ??? Oh yeah it’s Saturday. No thanks

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Me running into work today: “did yall know Rosa parks husband had a car????”

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Why do I feel so fucking depressed and lost like damn can I have a crumb of assurance and serotonin pls