Funny Tweets

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me at prom the four nominees who
aren't brad pitt

🤝

loser in a tuxedo

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Thanks for the love! I love doing it for y'all!!

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The human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you are born, and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.

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That awkward moment when someone skinnier than you says
"I'm so fat." and you stand there like
(-_-)

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They got my name wrong AGAIN.

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When I over-accessorize

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The new Bond villain is sexy as hell

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i'm into

⚪️ men
⚪️ women
🔘 weekends without homework

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“can we talk later? i have a question for you”

me: first of all, i have anxiety and won’t calm down until you tell me what’s it about

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I always get so nervous when people stop replying to me
It's like did i say something wrong?
Did i scare them away?
Did i offend you?
I'M SO SORRY

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How broke are you?

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when you're full on laughing with someone and you both keep adding things which makes it funnier and you can barely breathe

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study (verb)

the act of scrolling twitter, eating, and watching tv with an open textbook somewhere in the room with you

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Someone: "Don't be sad! Be happy!"
Me:

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Please motivate me

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me when my mom tells people my
business

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People are always like “so are you a morning person or a night person” and I’m like buddy I’m barely even a person

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deactivating all social media for mental health and then reactivating them 3 minutes later after getting bored

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You never realise how boring you are until someone asks you what you do for fun.

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*starts liking someone*