The Fun Store

Fuck your sorrows....follow the fun......A store full of fun

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Let's do this

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That awkward moment when your mom yells at you in front of your friends.

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Me studying* 🙇
*Gets ONE phone notification* 😳😁
*Go to reply*📲
*Mom walks by*
Mom: "SO YOU'VE BEEN TEXTING THIS ENTIRE TIME?!?!😡"

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No iPhone, no toys, no television and see their fac

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"The 3 most common lies on the internet:
1) I have read & agree the terms of service.
2) Status: Offline.
3) Yes, I am over 18.

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if puppies could talk i would never even want to try and make human friends ever again

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Some people cry when their
boyfriends or
girlfriends breakup with them...

I
cry
when
I
finish
my
oreos..."

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At yo girl house like

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*School*

in class: 1 + 1 = 2 In homework: 1 + 2 + 7 = 10

on test: If Richard has 4 oranges and gives 1 away, calculate the sun's mass.

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When you call your mom back after 7 missed calls

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SUMMER:

Hair gets lighter
Skin gets darker
Water gets warmer
Drinks get colder
Music gets louder
Nights get longer
Life gets better

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SCHOOL? NOOOOOOO..

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a baby’s laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds u will ever hear

unless it’s 3am

and you’re home alone

and u don’t have a baby

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That awkward moment:
when you look inside your pocket, and it's not full of sunshine.

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It's getting to that point in the school year where even copying someone's homework is too much to handle

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Are oranges named orange because they’re orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange

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That awkward moment when you don't understand a joke but laugh anyway, and then someone asks you to explain the joke.

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Awkward moment

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How people set the Alarm:

Others - "7AM"

Me - "6.30 AM, 6.45 AM, 6.50 AM, 6.55 AM, 7 AM."

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When I get married, divorce is not an option. You're mad? Take your ass in the other room