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Fuck me, he's got better at painting, hasn't he?! https://t.co/PUKJD2qm1r

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Gabriel Jesus' rise to the top 🙌🙌

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Meet this year’s DNMT New Comedy Writing Competition shortlist! Congratulations to Indigo Hinton, Anina Grostern, Sid Sagar, Craig Hazell & Tom Holmes, Lewis Brierly and Paul Carey

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Congratulations to the 2026 DNMT New Comedy Writing Competition long list! Thanks to all the readers who read and scored all the submitted scripts! The shortlist will be announced in June.

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@absoluteballpod @The_FCAs We won't be there to say hello as we hung up the...headphones? Mics? years ago but best of luck and Im excited to dive into your content!

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@absoluteballpod ah cheers for the response. Im a Hearts fan so yea you will have mentioned him a fair amount n the last few years!

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𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐂𝐊 | @TheGafferTapes presents: THE A-Z OF FANTASY FOOTBALL by @The_Tom_Holmes, @CraigHazell, @AshKernsworth

There are no promises that this hilarious book will help you win it all, but it has all you need to help you beat your mates

🛒 https://t.co/Rdomt8OZX8

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𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐂𝐊 | @TheGafferTapes presents: THE A-Z OF FANTASY FOOTBALL by @The_Tom_Holmes, @CraigHazell, @AshKernsworth

There are no promises that this hilarious book will help you win it all, but it has all you need to help you beat your mates

🛒 https://t.co/Rdomt8OZX8

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𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐂𝐊 | @TheGafferTapes presents: THE A-Z OF FANTASY FOOTBALL by @The_Tom_Holmes, @CraigHazell, @AshKernsworth

There are no promises that this hilarious book will help you win it all, but it has all you need to help you beat your mates

🛒 https://t.co/Rdomt8OZX8

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After our Sitcom Mission 2025 Industry Showcase…

Our winner is:
Therapists by Sal Fulcher

Because of how tight it was with our judge voting, this year as a one off, we’re also awarding…

Runner-up to:
Baeliffs by Craig Hazell & Tom Holmes

Our other incredible finalists…

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𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐂𝐊 | @TheGafferTapes presents: THE A-Z OF FANTASY FOOTBALL by @The_Tom_Holmes, @CraigHazell, @AshKernsworth

There are no promises that this hilarious book will help you win it all, but it has all you need to help you beat your mates

🛒 https://t.co/Rdomt8OZX8

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Craig Hazell & Tom Holmes, Jasmine Ballard, Nick Younger and Sal Fulcher are the finalists for @SitcomMission 2025.

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Our FINALISTS going to the Sitcom Mission 2025 Industry Showcase:

Baeliffs - Craig Hazell & Tom Holmes
False start - Jasmine Ballard
Kings of Convenience - Nick Younger
Therapists - Sal Fulcher

Congratulations! 🎉🎉

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𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐂𝐊 | @TheGafferTapes presents: THE A-Z OF FANTASY FOOTBALL by @The_Tom_Holmes, @CraigHazell, @AshKernsworth

There are no promises that this hilarious book will help you win it all, but it has all you need to help you beat your mates

🛒 https://t.co/Rdomt8OZX8

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@MBison2004 @FMLFPL @hailcheaters but I will say, had we waited 3 or 4 more years even though podcasts were saturated, the vlogcast/instagram/tiktok podcast clips would've suited us I think...mainly cos we weren't as informed and well thought out as a lot of these other guys.

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@MBison2004 @FMLFPL @hailcheaters Well I mean the likes of The Football Ramble were long established but it was 2014 that the boom of Serial, My Dad Wrote a Porno etc took off. It was defo before the Celeb boom where you need talent attached to kick on.

We were well timed so we can't use that excuse!

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@MBison2004 @FMLFPL @hailcheaters ooh good question. We were WC 2014. And I think the Hail Cheaters guys were 2014 too. FMLFPL 2015? 2016? maybe. Either way, theyre very good!

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@SouthLondon1209 @jakesutton1990 @HLTCO Not sure if you mean me, but I'm taking the win.

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Imagine the shittest derby in football. Double it.

Now imagine the teams aren't in the same city or county

Now imagine it's named after a motorway. Imagine that motorway doesn't even connect them. Double it again.

Congratulations, you just imagined Palace v Brighton

#M23

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@WARRENG39 Did not! Unreal result and entertainment wise was a great derby for the neutrals.

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@Radders1204 @jakesutton1990 @HLTCO I honestly, genuinely think people pour scorn cos of the reaction it gets. No one knows what a rivalry is like unless you're in it. But I know when I'm with my palace mate, if i say the MLS has more tension than palace/brighton Im gonna get a dynamite reaction

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@Radders1204 @jakesutton1990 @HLTCO yea I can tell fans never have and the club seem to have followed suit (prob cos people kicked off). I just can't tell why. Derby/rivalry. Same shit. You dont like each other, who cares what it's called. I just don't get the focus on the word when your own players called it that