Perfect European career (female edition):
18 - Begin studies in marketing
20 - Student exchange in Lisbon, have sex with foreign men
23 - Unpaid internship at an NGO
25 - Start Masters degree
27 - First paid position. €1,100/month
29 - Get pregnant after a one night stand with a Dutch tourist
30 - Go on a 5-year maternity leave
35 - Return to work, get promoted under the EU Gender Balance Directive
38 - Burn out. Go on 2-year fully paid mental health break
41 - Return to work, surprised that there is no promotion
42 - File discrimination lawsuit
43 - €180,000 settlement, retire
44 - Write LinkedIn post titled “What It Means To Be A Female Leader In Europe”
Unreal numbers 👀⚡️
"JPMorgan estimates that, had Germany not phased out nuclear power, the country would have generated 50% less electricity from fossil fuels and 84% less electricity from natural gas in 2024. Electricity prices in Germany would have been around 25% lower, and the country would have imported half as much electricity.."
Liam Rosenior is not wearing gloves in training so the players can hear his applause when he see’s something he likes. He is also hands on with pausing play if he see’s something he dislikes. (@kierangill_DM) #CFC