the number one gamer

i am the number one gamer. NO IFS AND BUTS ABOUT IT

[the number one gamer @thegamernuber1]

@boogadoogs_ @Tortokhod maybe do like an iconic jingle whenever the events that happened in real life result in the creation of the artifact their story has been viewed through on the internet

[the number one gamer @thegamernuber1]

@boogadoogs_ @Tortokhod they should do a movie thats broadly based on the internet and the stories its inhabitants tell. Like 22 short films about springfield but 22 short films about internet. Maybe make all the stories related to each other in some way and reference a bunch of stuff

[Cakewalking Forward @Tortokhod]

Get to work bozos

[NOELLE 🦭 @Sealyne_]

This looks like some kind of shit that would appear in the backrooms

[ms. chaddghostal @ChaddGhostal]

Dude look at this fucking poster I made in high school, I don't know if I even have the digital version

[the number one gamer @thegamernuber1]

@Im_Magnett @gm__zio @THR *they're

[the number one gamer @thegamernuber1]

@Im_Magnett @gm__zio @THR mcdonalds sells water but their all sealed in bottles. The only animals that could survive would be the ones to figure out how to open those or use the soda machine without dying of too much sugar. If its a 90's style mcdonalds the herbivores would be fucked

[the number one gamer @thegamernuber1]

@Im_Magnett @gm__zio @THR ahhhhhhh they'l live off the toilet bowl water

[the number one gamer @thegamernuber1]

@Im_Magnett @gm__zio @THR they could also get water from the bathroom which would be easier or harder to figure out idk

[the number one gamer @thegamernuber1]

@gm__zio @THR its a good question. jazz_dads needs to shut the fuck up or give some fucking answers

[rëbrand🇵🇸🌱 @rrrebrand]

like i know he is evil and has multiple convictions/felonies in different countries and still continues to spread chaos and anarchy wherever he goes but hes kinda chill. maybe its the song. idk i like this video. OKAY NIKO IS KINDA COOL I SAID IT SO WHAT.

[みぽんず @hp_MEpnds]

#もっちゅりんだと思うものを貼る

[Steven @StevenWallaby]

this might be the shot of the decade

[the number one gamer @thegamernuber1]

@PaxMarcheur that shit is fucking genius i dream to be this funny

[Herbuurna 🦭🇵🇷 @grindgod26]

yeah yeah i hear you man.

[ChubberDunkus @Chuberdunkus2]

seals and sea lions whenever theres a human in trouble in water

[the number one gamer @thegamernuber1]

@Elizabeth_75559 @NatureInMotionX @awkwardgoogle the sharks already probably knew he was there they probably just weren't interested. They're stronger in water but killing humans for them is more effort than its worth

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

In 2022, boater Scott Thompson fell into the ocean off the Santa Barbara coast.

He swam 5 hours to an oil rig, nudged along by an 'angel' harbor seal that kept him motivated.