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JD/MBA

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#ModernFriends Monica and Phoebe get fired after two weeks of working for a meal prep delivery service. Chandler: "well, at least that went better than when you auditioned for Chopped."

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How is Nevada of all places the slowest to count votes??? Don't they specialize in casinos? #Election2020

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Thank God so many absentee males support the Dems. Now if we could just get all the meth addicts and the thrice-divorced evangelicals, we'd have a clean sweep. #Election2020

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Trump really should've taken more precautions, as he's in three separate risk categories:
1. Elderly
2. Overweight
3. Impoverished

#coronavirus

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Things Trump has successfully brought back:
-masks
-football
-America
- millions of dollars in taxes

#debate

[RG @thegarciaeffect]

Wanna play as a samurai from a thousand years ago? Well, you're gonna have to do it with stealth, tall grass, and a bow. Or play as a tribal heroine in a post-apocalypse filled with robot dinosaurs? Maybe a fungal zombie hellworld? Stealth. Tall grass. Bow. Playstation 5! 2020!

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Starting today, I am going to preface everything with "in the middle of this pandemic." "Dad, in the middle of this pandemic, will you dogsit for me?" "Honey, could you make me a steak in the middle of this pandemic?"

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George breaks up with his girlfriend obnoxiously, but tries to take it back the next day after the governor orders all bars and restaurants closed for two weeks. #ModernSeinfeld

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Toyota's website asks you to set up a recovery phone, a recovery email, and two-factor authentication, then sends you three different access codes. Like someone you don't know is gonna log on for you and pay your fucking car bill...

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Trump has successfully pulled off sounding like a tech-illiterate not from today, no, but from 20 years ago! #debatenight #cyberproblems

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Shira Scheindlin: "a judge who was a very against police judge." - Donald Trump. Really? #debatenight

[Katie Levine @kt_money]

OH YOU DIDNT SAY CLIMATE CHANGE IS A HOAX, @realDonaldTrump?? Let me remind you. https://t.co/Nwu40dA5CR

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Hillary wastes no time with a jab at Donald for starting with $14 mil of daddy's money. Trump is already angry. #debatenight

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@meetthepress Update your RSS feed! https://t.co/j0fVFZ84t9 We need yesterday's episode.

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George beats off to Caitlyn Jenner without realizing who she is. "The cover of Vanity Fair, Jerry! I get a pass!" @SeinfeldToday

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@TimGettys I still use a Zune HD and Zune Marketplace because streaming services are unreliable. There's really no RSS feed link anywhere?

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@AlisonRosen please don't bring back fan phone call. Frankly, most fans are boring. Please. Thank you.

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@gameovergreggy RE: your stmt on Beyond 333 -- I still use a Zune HD, and others do too; it's awesome, and saves drain on your phone.

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For @SeinfeldToday: George is furious when he gets turned down for TSA Precheck. Kramer finds Malaysia Flight 370, but is not believed.