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[garret @thegarretlyons]

Literally fucking me in a tweet.

[Kylie Jenner @KylieJenner]

there are no law suits, no cease and desist letters. Happy Sunday

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

Heterosexuality is a choice!

[garret @thegarretlyons]

Oh the girls woke up ready to fight #bb28

[garret @thegarretlyons]

Screamed.

[Kyle @KYLEWILDFERN]

The cancellation of Zoey 101 made me pro abortion

[garret @thegarretlyons]

AND SHE BETTER 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

[Variety @Variety]

If Jean Smart wins the Emmy for lead comedy actress for the fifth and final season of “Hacks,” she will become the first woman to win an acting Emmy for every season of a series.

https://t.co/jhrRGLNh1s

[garret @thegarretlyons]

Met a woman who was discussing giving her dog peptides…. I’ve had enough.

[garret @thegarretlyons]

Dorinda just texted me…..

“When you haven’t forgiven those who have hurt you, you turn your back on your future. When you do forgive, you start walking forward. - Tyler Perry”

[garret @thegarretlyons]

Angela aint flopping the way yall thought… it’s time to put the clown makeup down and realize she’s got this 🚬 #bb28

[garret @thegarretlyons]

Everyone thinking Angela tanked her game when she set herself up extra comfy for another week…. Yall silly #bb28

[garret @thegarretlyons]

Is there a gas leak in the house? What are these people doing? #bb28

[garret @thegarretlyons]

This album actually is great and if you don’t understand it you haven’t truly lived. 🚬

[Pop Base @PopBase]

The FADER revisits Camilla Cabello's album 'C,XOXO' in new article:

"If Cabello were to release this album, and these tracks, today, at a moment when the listening public seems to have more tolerance for her messy choices, it could dominate. If you haven’t yet given the album a chance, our current pop moment serves as a great impetus to try it again."

(https://t.co/0qe99M6gSO)

[garret @thegarretlyons]

Missing Addison Rae & the palm trees in the keys.

[garret @thegarretlyons]

Sometimes i remember my mom booked a two night hotel for her cat to recover from being fixed…….. & that’s my why. ❤️

[garret @thegarretlyons]

Turn them feeds on #bb28

[garret @thegarretlyons]

THEIR GONNA LET US SEE THE FALL OUT?!?! @paramountplus @CBSBigBrother you guys are STEPPING IT UP!!! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Turn those feeds on now!!! #bb28

[garret @thegarretlyons]

I WANNA SEE INSIDE THE HOUSE NOT THIS MAN! GTFO my screeeeen! And lemme see the girls gooped & gagged rn! #bb28

[garret @thegarretlyons]

Fork found in kitchen.

[Pop Tingz @PopTingz]

Angelina Jolie's brother, James Haven, has come out as gay.

[garret @thegarretlyons]

The local Nordstrom being turned into a House of Dicks Sporting Goods and now i have to be socially aware I had my first gay kiss at a Dicks Sporting Goods parking lot…….

Get me a g-u-n.

[garret @thegarretlyons]

She knew the house of cards would tumble for a second season.

[Queens of Bravo @queensofbravo]

🚨 BREAKING 🚨 Amanda Frances is OUT from the next season of #RHOBH https://t.co/rt8MTdOEX6

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Charli xcx dancing to “Like A G6” at her birthday party.

[garret @thegarretlyons]

Just got called “slim thick” by a group of random teenage girls…. Idk if i should shake ass or go jump off a bridge…. 💀💀💀